OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOOOD

I JUST FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE AND HOLY

FUCK

sorry kiddies, no censoring here, BUT

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS SO DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU

YOU KNOW

DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED

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THIS EPISODE WAS A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE FROM START TO FINISH

I MEAN

WE ALREADY KNEW IT WAS GOING TO START OFF WITH THE ZOMBIES

AND IT DID

BUT THE ZOMBIES, NAMELY CAROLINE, WERE ACTUALLY SIGNIFICANT TO ONE OF THE CHALLENGES

I REALLY LIKE THAT BECAUSE SOME MIGHT’VE VIEWED THE ZOMBIES ONLY BEING THERE TO CHASE AFTER THE GUESTS, BUT THEY HAD A PURPOSE

ANYWAY

I LOVED THE TEAMWORK THAT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN JOEY, MATT, AND NIKITA

I ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN THE REMAINING 3 IN THE FINALE WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU CAN REALLY SEE THEIR DETERMINATION TO GET OUT OF WHATEVER HELLHOLE THEY WERE TRAPPED IN UNTIL DAWN

ALSO

I’M SO GLAD THEY GAVE A BIT MORE OF A BACKSTORY TO THE BLONDE WOMAN AND ASIAN MAN FROM THE SAE WHO NOW HAVE NAMES:

JAEL AND RYN

AND I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO BE THE ONES BEING REVIVED

BUT THANK GOD THEY WERE

OR ELSE JOEY, MATT, AND NIKITA WOULDN’T HAVE MADE IT OUT

BUT WHEN THEY “DIED” FOR A SPLIT SECOND I WAS SO SHOOK LIKE HOW THEY GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN DIE TWO SECONDS LATER SKSJSKSK (Nikita said the same thing about Matt lmao)

But then they came back and SLAYED THE CARNIVAL MASTER

Well, only Jael did

Rip Ryn

ALSO (i say also a lot lol)

I WAS TALKING TO @team-detective-etn TWO (THREE?) DAYS AGO ABOUT THE VOTING CARDS HAVING WRITING ON THE BACK AND WHETHER THEY WERE SIGNIFICANT OR NOT

AND WE DISMISSED IT (well, technically it was my fault because the screenshots that showed the cards having writing on them only showed the words “with the power” and “the harp and strum it twice” and i assumed that it was about when the harp was used in bringing Matt back to life. my bad haha)

BUT APPARENTLY THEY WERE EXTREMELY SIGNIFICANT

IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE CARDS, JAEL AND RYN WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN BROUGHT BACK (the cards showed instructions on how to revive “fallen champions”)

Btw, when Joey, Nikita, and Matt read “fallen champions,” they were so shocked. They probably thought their friends were coming back and so did I

Speaking of Matt, HE DID SO MUCH FUNNY AND/OR STUPID STUFF THIS EPISODE

He was still hung over the fact that Teala didn’t do much in one of the older challenges anD HAD THE AUDACITY TO DISS HER EVEN THOUGH SHE’S DEAD

He then said ‘rest the dead’ or something like that lmao gET OUT

He really started telling Joey this whole story about how he’s good at tying knots bOY I LOVE YOU BUT HUSH

hE BARRICADED THE DOOR WITH A CHAIR TO KEEP THE ZOMBIES OUT (which was smart) BUT BACKFIRED ON JOEY

He got captured by the zombies real quick

Despite all this, Matt was still our favorite detective, he pulled his weight very, if not extremely, well this episode, he, in a sense, took care of Joey and Nikita, and, even though they were under a TON of pressure, found opportunities for some light-hearted humor and was super nice to Joey and Nikita (which was great considering the “beef” Matt and Nikita had)

Alsoooo

Here are some of the last few things said by Joey, Matt, and Nikita before they got to ‘Escape the Night’ (I think it’s obvious who said what):

“Tonight I found the strength, this will to fight, and I think that’s something, even in a twisted way, that has been a gift from this town”

“I’m going to miss Manny”

“I’m going to miss Ro”

“I have one last person I need to save: Blanche”

“I never knew I had such good friends”

“What I want more than anything, at this point, is a way to make all the wrongs I did, right

BUT WHAT SHOOK ME THE MOST

WAS THE ENDING

I MEAN THE ENDING, ENDING

WHEN HE PICKED UP THAT CRYSTAL AND IT STARTED SHOWING GUESTS FROM SEASONS 1, 2, AND 3?!

SHANE

LELE

DESTORM

GABBIE

ALEX

COLLEEN

LIZA

BUT LIZA’S APPEARANCE WAS DIFFERENT ‘CAUSE SHE WAS “TALKING” TO JOEY THROUGH THE CRYSTAL AND SAYING THEY NEED HIM TO SAVE THEM JSKSHSSJJS

OH

ONE LAST THING:

HIS SMIRK

“There’s definitely something more I have to do, and I need to figure out what it is”

And thus concludes my last ETN theory on the last episode of this wonderful season

Props to Joey, Nikita, Matt, Manny, Rosanna, Safiya, Colleen, Teala, Roi, and JC for being such an incredible cast

They were really something this season

Props to the ETN team

The costume designers, makeup artists, the people who designed the guardians, the people who came up with the storyline, the people who made the puzzles, the camera crew, etc.

Props to the actors and actresses for all the characters like the people who were guests at the carnival before any of the madness happened, Calliope, Mortimer, the Clowns, the Snakewoman, Benjamin, the Strong Man, his girlfriend, Veronica, the Twin Dolls, Willy, the Three Witches, Lucy, Demon Dog, the Zombies, and the Carnival Master

Season 3 of Escape the Night wouldn’t be the same without all those wonderful people

And I thank them for all they’ve done

But for now

Here’s to waiting for season 4!

TL;DR:

“Because no one truly escapes the night~

Oh, won’t you help me escape the night~

Oh, baby, help me escape the night~”