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𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝑩𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑩𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒆
Not everyone can afford the obvious immediate surgical interventions (boob jobs, lip fillers, Botox, lipo), so I've decided to focus on things that you could implement instead of injectables and surgery.
Become your best bimbo self!
𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈:
❥ Change up your outfits to be more feminine.
❥ Go thrifting for new ones if you don't own any that fit your vision. Or learn how to sew and make your own (my current dream goal.)
❥ Look for more feminine fabrics and colours – or which fit your bimbo aesthetic.
❥ Go with a silhouette that is flattering on you and makes you feel confident. Figure out your body shape to do this.
❥ Learn how to walk in heels.
❥ Accessorize: Bags. Jewellery. Piercings.
𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒇-𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆:
❥ Develop a skincare routine.
❥ Look after your body – moisturize, have uncalloused and soft feet that you take care of, learn lymphatic drainage techniques.
❥ Maintain your hygiene always.
❥ Look after your mental health. Perhaps journal, speak to a professional, or meditate.
❥ Use a guasha for natural face shaping and pampering.
❥ Nourish your body with foods that show you respect it.
❥ Shape your eyebrows. Pluck or wax.
❥ Shave your body hair. Or wax.
❥ Look after your teeth. Whiten them. Floss. Avoid foods and drinks that stain.
𝑬𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂 𝑻𝒊𝒑:
𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆! 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆.
𝑴𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒖𝒑:
❥ Learn how to do your makeup well and for different occasions.
❥ Putting emphasis on different elements of your face can highlight your femininity and best features. Don't try to hide them. I personally love wearing pink or even purple-toned eye shadows in a smokey look to bring out my greeny eyes.
❥ Learn your face shape and how to work with it.
❥ Femme faces tend to be smaller, softer, and more rounded. Even if you don’t have these features naturally, you can make your face look more feminine through makeup and the right hairstyle for your face. (Know your face shape and then go from there with tips.)
𝑯𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑵𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔:
❥ Maintain your hair and develop a good haircare routine – use heat protecting spray if you style it with heat, for example.
❥ Incorporate feminine hair accessories like hair bows or bands.
❥ Keep your look simple, clean, and soft.
❥ I get my nails done every three weeks or so, gel nails. But you can be just as feminine with natural or shorter nails. Just make sure they're clean, well kept, and shaped – learning to do your own is super simple.
𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑰𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔:
❥ Act like the girl you want to become until it becomes your reality. Fake it until you make it.
❥ Work on your mannerisms and inherently feminine body language.
❥ Improve your posture.
❥ Watch etiquette videos, voice and elecution lessons. Avoid cursing and shouting.
❥ Defer to the men, who you trust, when possible.
❥ Socialise and try to lean into your extroverted side. People enjoy the company of those who are at ease with themselves.
❥ Giggle more. Flirt more.
❥ Put your happiest self first when interacting with others. Feminine energy is nurturing and comforting.
❥ Find confidence in the new you. You only get to live one life, so you're already taking more steps than the average person by becoming the authentic and happy you! Take pride in that.
𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒚𝒍𝒆:
❥ Join the gym or find a physical activity you enjoy to ensure you're toned – or if you need to, lose weight. This is also great for your mental health and general wellbeing.
❥ Write down mantras and repeat them every day. These can be bimbo or feminity related. Or they could simply be your goals for the day, week, or year.
❥ Surround yourself with female friendships, feminine women or bimbos like you.
kinda in the mood to get fucked til I cry...idk tho
the hottest thing a man can do is be a man;
fast replies, not being horny 24/7, can joke around, able to have serious conversations, won’t let me overthink cus he’s straightforward with his feelings, is gentle and kind
like this turns me on more than a guy sending me a dick pic
Older gruff daddy with a scruffy beard & tired expression from a long day at work that let’s me sit on his lap and ramble on about my day while gently caressing my hair ♡
dont care, my tits bounce when i walk
so real hahaha (i don't have anyone to talk to)
Need someone like this right NEOW🎀😭۶ৎ
My poor, sensitive nervous system... 😭
Gotta make sure to get plenty of rest!
That chronic illness feeling where you don't want to die soon, but the idea of spending another 60 or so years in this body makes you want to scream.
Louis Vuitton x Murakami Cherry Blossom ‧₊˚🌸༉‧₊˚.
Pinkaboo Slip by For Love & Lemons ❁ཻུ۪۪ 𐙚 ͎. ｡˚
military men HMU PLEEEAASEEE!!!! I love u guys so much and I love to see yall in uniform
𓊆ྀི NEED RN!𓊇ྀི
𓊆ྀི me and my older boyfriend who doesn’t exist (yet) 𓊇ྀི
4000cc breast implants :)
Feeling very glam ⋆ ˚｡⋆ʚ🎀ɞ⋆ ˚｡⋆
Me♡
Me and that one older man (he doesn't exist)
boys bore me 𐙚
i need an older man badly. someone who's mature and intelligent and kindly treat me like his little doll.
who'll call me sweetheart and share cigarettes with me and let's me embrace my inner little girl while treating me like a princess.
boys bore me.
𓊆ྀིTrying these while dieting fr𓊇ྀི🍓
𓊆ྀིShe’s so me fr🎀𓊇ྀི
Do you want to smell like the yummiest and sweetest slice of Strawberry Angel Cake and fluffy whipped cream?
The best feeling in the world is when you walk past a group of people and you hear someone say, "She smells really, really good!" or just simply talking to someone and they say to you, "OMG GIRL! What are you wearing? It smells sooooo good."
Well, at least, I love it when people say that about me. My biggest goal is to not only be the prettiest person in the room but also the best-smelling person.
Personally, I love sweet scents with candy or cake-like notes. I'm a gourmand girly DOWN!! Its fu-serious!
Teeny-weeny little piece of info: I have parosmia, which means the smell factory in my brain is a little out of whack. UGH! I know. I can smell just fine, but I can be a bit sensitive to certain smells, in which they may smell a little off compared to anyone without parosmia. But I swear I am reliable.
Now before I tell you what scents I like to layer and what perfumes I like to drown myself in, it's vital to understand that smelling good starts in the shower.
To me, the foundation to smelling like a literal piece of heaven depends on your body scrubs, shower gels, body wash, etc.
My shower routine:
Always Always ALWAYS start with a bar soap. It leaves the skin feeling fresh and clean. We want a clean canvas (clean skin) to work with. More specifically, this soap has a sweet and soft scent to it. Almost Angelic. It has more of a vanilla smell than shea butter but is still an exceptional cleanser. BRAVO!
At least once a week, I'll use a body sugar scrub. Usually on Sundays, before a busy and treacherous week, I'll scrub off last week's problems with a course body scrub. I like my body scrubs to be course yet moisturizing, and lucky for me, I found one at TJ MAXX (my second home).
Currently, my favorite is the Body Prescriptions Sugar Almond Body Scrub (I can't find a pic anywhere. Sorry!). It has the smoothest consistency that will have your skin feeling the cleanest it has ever felt, while leaving behind a yummy shine that will have you glowing.
Lastly, I adorn my skin with this lovely lady. She Smells BOMB.COM!!! When I say it smells yummy, delectable, edible, sweet, and everything delicious, believe me, girl. I would never lie to you. EVER.
Take my word, Bestie.
MOVING ON!
After-shower care:
Usually after a shower, my lotion depends on my mood.
She's my best friend when I'm having a mild kind-of day. When I'm stuck in the house all day or if I want to enjoy the simpler things in life. She's smells light but sweet. yum.
For a more, INTENSE day, we use her. The holy grail. You get it.
Super sweet and a little childish in my opinion. But idk its heavenly.
BODY GLAZE My Love!!! I live by these two body glazes.
You can layer them on top of the lotion if you want. It's your life… Live it. Me, I rather prefer to only layer the Birthday Frosting BODY GLAZE.
In terms of Miss Strawberry Shortcake, I'll use her all by herself; no lotion is needed. She performs better alone. IMO.
Both project very well, suuuuperrr duuuperr moisturizing, lasts all day, and will have people stopping you on the street to ask you, "OMG GIRL! What are you wearing? It smells sooooo good." …see what I did there?!…no? oh…okay.
Let's move on, I guess.
I don't care how good your skin smells. If you're not wearing deoderant and those pits are funky, Bitch, YOU'RE FUNKY. PUT SOME DAMN DEODORANT ON!
This does not apply to my besties who do not wear deodorant due to any beliefs or discrepancies.
Anyways, this deodorant smells like a yummy slice of coconut cream pie with a pina colada on the side.
Have you ever watched your mom, grandmother, or any older woman that you look up to powder themselves?
It's not just for sweat, honey. Some powders come perfumed to add a little "umph" to your hygiene routine.
This powder holds a very special place in my heart. It smells sweet and a little floral. A very true vanilla flavor. It almost reminds me of French vanilla ice cream or syrup.
I keep my powder in a powder dish with a cute little pink powder puff sitting on top of the powder.
After spraying on my deodorant, I'll puff this on my underarms, back, and in between my legs, and at night I'll apply some to my chest and belly. Usually this is added the areas that I sweat the most.
Now on the part that you've been waiting for! Or at least what I've been waiting for…
Perfumes:
BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN!!
…No, really…bow down.
This is a very sweet, cake scent that can be a little finicky. I find it hard sometimes to layer her with other perfumes or products that are more fresh or floral rather than sweet and gourmand. But let's take into account that I have parosmia.
Nonetheless, Mama is very sweet—almost too sweet, but that's what I want. I want you to get a sugar rush just from smelling me. And this perfume does just that. Projects beautifully and last almost a day. Around six hours later, I have to raise my arm to my nose to smell it, but during those six hours I can smell myself through someone else's nose.
Okay, I'm exaggerating, but seriously, she smells strong, sweet, and yummy.
I spray my clothes with perfume. And by spray, I mean DROWN. My soaps, lotions, oils, etc. are really in charge of my skin.
I see shimmer mist as more of an oil than a spray. I know that may not make sense, but hear me out.
I like to spray this on the parts of my body that will be exposed, like my chest, arms, back, and legs. I may even spray a generous amount onto my hands, until there is a puddle of it in my hand, and I will rub it into my skin like an oil. See, like I told you, I treat this more like an oil than a perfume.
˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
This concludes my usual hygienic routing, buuuuut I'll tell you a secret. Only because we're like besties or whatever.
I like to lightly spray my underwear and socks with perfume. Usually something a bit stronger than a BB&W perfume mist. A cologne, basically.
This keeps my undergarments smelling yummy.
WARNING: Your partner will want to eat your panties right off of you. Proceed with caution.
Remember, bestie, this is MY hygiene routine. I am simply sharing just in case you needed a little help adding products to your arsenal or simply organizing your daily routine. If you do not like anything that I've listed or if you wish to add something, do as you wish, babes!
This is for inspirational purposes, LOL.
I understand this post may be similar to other girly bloggers, much like me. I can assure you I am not the first person to make a post as such, and I won't be the last. I just wanted to share.
My intention is to NEVER be a kopy kat (yuck)!
Okay, I'm done yapping. CIAO!
-ThePinkSeductress
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₊˚⊹ ᰔ hygiene tips ᝰ.ᐟ
*feminine* hygiene tips that have changed the game for me !!
let’s begin !!
disclaimer: these are tips that work for me! they may not necessarily work for you or be your kind of thing, and that’s okay! we all do things differently, and this is just what i do!
ᝰ.ᐟ shower
hair wash then body wash !!
when you rinse your hair products that you use in the shower and they wash down your body (especially your back or face) they have the potential to clog the pores in your skin which could lead to acne breakouts! washing and getting your hair clean first AND THEN washing your body will help prevent your pores from clogging and getting that annoying back acne!
double shampoo !!
so i have asian hair (i’m filipino!) & i’ve learned that with my hair type i need to wash my hair everyday! but!! i only used shampoo once & then would follow up with the rest of my shower routine. i noticed with just doing a single wash, my scalp didn’t feel as clean and i also have a pretty oily scalp & i would notice that the following day my hair would start to feel greasy and dirty pretty quickly.
i’ve learned that with double shampooing, the first wash gets that dirt, oil, and grime out of your scalp and the second wash is more so to clarify that initial cleanse! that first wash isn’t always going to get everything out, so that second wash will just make sure you get a real good clean!
let your conditioner sit in your hair !!
before you say “but didn’t you just say to wash & condition your hair before washing your body??” just hear me out!!
i’ve tried rinsing my conditioner out right away before washing my body & i’ve tried just letting it sit while i do the rest of my shower routine. i noticed, again this is for myself, that my hair is much softer and silkier when i let the conditioner sit in my hair! i’ll go into the body washing tips next & elaborate further!
i’m sure a lot of people already know this tip, but!! if you want softer, silkier hair i’d definitely recommend letting that conditioner just chill in your hair for a bit!
double cleanse your body !!
i highly, HIGHLY recommend getting an antibacterial body wash/soap and another body that’ll help you smell good! idk about you guys, but i’m genuinely a germaphobe & after a long day at work i feel absolutely disgusting and can’t help but think about all the dirt and germs just lingering on my skin (cue me shivering at the thought)
i LOVE the dove shower products so so much so i use their antibacterial body wash and their “pampering” body wash (which is like the vanilla smelling one!) i’ve seen lots of people say they use bar soaps like the dial one or even dove beauty bars! but i really do recommend making sure one of your body washes (or the body wash you do use) is an antibacterial one just to make sure you’re extra squeaky clean!
alright, let me trail back to the previous tip!! so right after i put my conditioner in, i start washing my body with an antibacterial body wash then once i finish the first cleanse of my body i rinse the conditioner out and then go back with my other body wash and cleanse my body again!
ditch the loofa !!
i, unfortunately, learned this year that loofas are,,,, NOT IT!! they harbor so much bacteria & you have to replace them very frequently (which requires spending more money ugh)
i have recently switched to using an African net sponge!! they can last 2-5 YEARS and they don’t harbor any bacteria! they also are a stretchy material which makes it a whole lot easier to wash your back and other hard to reach areas! African net sponges also are made to help gently exfoliate your skin which is another huge plus to help get those gross, dead skin cells off, make your skin nice and soft, and since it’s a gentle exfoliator it’s good for everyday use!
use a feminine wash !!
to my friends & dear readers with a coochie: you don’t have to use a feminine wash! rinsing down there with warm water is enough! but, again, for me personally i just feel cleaner using a feminine wash! there’s lots of brands out there to use, but be sure to do your research! i was still unsure even after doing my own research, so i eventually ended up contacting my gynecologist and asking her what her professional opinion would be! she told me that it was perfectly safe for me to use a feminine wash SO LONG AS - and this is extremely important - you DO NOT put the soap/wash INSIDE YOUR COOCHIE. feminine washes are used for the OUTERMOST parts!! the vagina is designed to clean itself, so there is absolutely no need to go inside and start washing with soap! also!! make sure the feminine wash you get, or the soap you decide to use, is unscented! that is a very sensitive part of your body and any fragrances can really mess with her!!
ᝰ.ᐟ after shower
dry off COMPLETELY !!
make sure your armpits, coochie, and any crevices are BONE DRY. those parts are breeding grounds for those stinky odors to start pushing through and any remaining moisture can help those odors come through faster!
put on deodorant !!
before doing anything else post-shower, put on deodorant! idk about you guys, but i tend to sweat a little during my post-shower process ;-; so to prevent me from getting any b.o. i immediately put on deodorant. i also saw some people say that, during your sleep, you don’t sweat as much so it’ll help the deodorant last longer! of course, you can always reapply deodorant in the morning (i do that especially if i have work the next day or am going out)
moisturize, moisturize, moisturize !!
preferably on damp skin, put on lotion!! i always go for a scented lotion & body oil to really lock in those good smells! i put lotion on first and then the body oil!
body oil isn’t necessary, but if you really want smooth and glowing skin, i highly recommend!
i use the eos vanilla cashmere lotion & the vaseline cocoa radiant body oil!
ᝰ.ᐟ dental hygiene
brush your teeth BEFORE skincare !!
you know how i said wash your hair before your body? that pretty much applies to this as well! plus, if you do your skincare and then brush your teeth, any of the skincare products you used will just get rinsed off when you brush your teeth!
please don’t forget to floss !!
i have to remind myself to floss like every other day, so don’t go beating yourself up for not flossing!! also, if you’re anything like me, i’m not the biggest fan of flossing because i’m always worried about my gums bleeding AH!
but it’s so so so important to floss you guys!! and i promise that you and your gums will get used to it! flossing helps prevent gum disease, a receding gum line, and cavities!!
if you’re not a fan of the traditional string of floss like me, go ahead and use those floss picks! so long as you make sure to floss, you’ll be good to go!
use mouthwash !!
i was finally influenced to get that therabreath mouthwash that was all over tiktok AND my dental hygienist even recommended it to me!! the therabreath mouthwash doesn’t burn when you use it, but it still leaves your mouth minty fresh!
scrape your tongue !!
you know that white stuff on your tongue? yeah, babe i’m gonna hold your hand when i say this: that’s what’s causing the stinky breath. either brush the fuck out of your tongue after you brush your teeth or get a tongue scraper!! i promise you, your breath will be smelling 10x better!
keep yourself hydrated !!
you ever notice when your mouth is dry that you tend to have that weird taste too? a dry mouth could be a reason why your breath smells! so make sure to keep drinking water! there’s also even mouth sprays to hydrate your mouth too!
𝜗𝜚 final notes 𝜗𝜚
again, these tips were things that have worked for me & what i do! you don’t have to follow these tips! if you have any other tips that i haven’t touched on or wanna add anything, feel free to comment them!
live and love, babe.
sincerely, juno ⭑.ᐟ
