Sonic Miku >:)

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions

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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!

Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*

Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*

Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*

Peso: *panic bangades a chair*

Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*

Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*

Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•

Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

Tweak: *jumps on table*

Peso: *jumps into water*

Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*

Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*

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Tweak: fuck

Barnacles: Language

Tweak: fuck-eth

Barnacles: No-

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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking

Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING

Barnacles: Yes, and-

Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*

Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*

Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave

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I'm running out of ideas again T~T

c- c- c- can you maybe make kwazii x shellington headcanons ???? i need more of them in my life its so underrated and kinda unrecognized so if you don’t mind maybe you can consider it ?? :]

Sure thing ^^

FIRST HEADCANON REQUEST LETS GO!!!!

Headcanons: Kwazii × Shellington

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- Autistic (Shellington) ADHD (Kwazii) Trans (both) solidarity

(I have several headcanons for mental stuff with them + other Octonauts lol)

- Both of them have messed up sleep schedules, they are known for visiting each others room in the middle of the night

- They are both great at cooking, but not together. If they cook together the kitchen WILL burn down

- Not so much a headcanon but fact: They can both purr

- You can walk into a random room and see them laying on each other

- They both forgot words at random and end up saying them in another language

- Kwazii is super flexible. Shellington likes to study things. Kwazii will randomly contort their body in weird ways for Shellington to study them

- Shellington will bring back any cool artifacts they find and give them to Kwazii

- While Kwazii tends to confide in Captain more, he goes to Shellington just as often

- Shellington likes organizing things, so Kwazii will bring him random things to sort in different ways

- Their text messages are some of the most chaotic things you will ever read. There are several points where they aren't even speaking an actual language, it's something they made up in code

- Kwazii probably taught Shellington how to (properly) curse/swear

- Kwazii will ask Shellington to hold stuff in his bag from time to time

- Kwazii has a habit of getting tangled in anything, yarn, seaweed, rope, anything. Shellington is normally the one to get him untangled

- There is an ongoing bet to see who can crash their respective Gup the least amount of times each month. Shellington normally wins

- They have a ton of fidgets and will trade them even now and again to see which ones they like

- The Vegamals are their kids/weird cousins that you see as your kids/younger siblings

- Kwazii is trying to teach Shellington how to backflip off of walls. Shellington is trying to teach Kwazii how to not get tangled in everything they come across. It's taking a lot longer than either of them thought

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Hopefully these are good ^^

I haven't written headcanons since my Wattpad year lol.

Requests are still open!!

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Interactions I've had in school

(Please note I'm the voice of reason in most of these)

ALSO EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMOTHER!!! ^^

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Kwazii: I got suspended

Barnacles: You got suspended!? How???

Kawaii: I tried to steal a urinal...

Barnacles: yoU TRIED TO STEAL A URINAL???

Kwazii: Keyword: TRIED

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Peso: Please stop eating the starburst wrappers...

Dashi: THEY ARE EDIBLE-

Peso: Just because they are safe for consumption doesn't mean they should BE CONSUMED

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Shellington: *goes nonverbal*

Tweak: Hey!

Shellington:

Tweak: Hey!!

Shellington: ...?

Tweak: Ohhh!!! We're playing the quiet game! Ok, bet!

*proceeds to not talk for the rest of the day thinking it's a game/challenge*

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Kwazii: Ow-

Peso: You good bro?

Kwazii: Ye, I just stabbed myself with a pencil

Peso, panicked: yOu GoOd BrUh?????

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Shellington: How dare you assume I'm Cis

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Kwazii, walking down the halls: Down with the cis! Down With The Cis!! DOWN WITH THE CIS!!!

Some random cishet guy: YEAH!! DOWN WITH THE SITH!!

Kwazii:

Kwazii under his breath: listen you discord mod wanna be-

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Some big + tall guy: *lunges forward suddenly trying to intimidate Dashi*

Dashi: *charges forward after him*

The guy: *runs in fear as Dashi chases him*

Barnacles: Haahaa, nice

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Shellington: These are my husbands: Kwazii, Peso, and Dashi ^^ (queer platonic relationship)

Shellington: And these are our adopted children

*takes a deep breath*

Tunip, Codish, Barrot, Grouber, Tominnow, Pikato, Halibeet, Sharchinni*, Perchkin, Yamchovy, Wallabaga, Charchard, Maccoli, Carprika, Albachoy, Salepeño, and Tardelery!!

Shellington: Am I forgetting any?

Kwazii, whispering: Vegi-bot

Shellington: VEGI-BOT!!

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Tweak: I take extreme pride and pleasure in being able to scare an entire football team just by existing

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Barnacles, thinking: this stress ball is pretty good! Super strong and resistant too. It won't break ^^

*2 minutes later*

Stress Ball, which is filled with liquid gel: *breaks, and spills all over Barnacles*

Barnacles: fuCK-

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*any vegimal after Sharchinni only appeared in the books

I hate to ask this, but if you see this post, can you please interact? I took a small break and my spread/reach went way down, and I'm not 100% sure as to why-

Hello hello Octonauts fandom of Tumblr!! I bring you a challenge :]

You can really draw anything you’d like to based on the themes and of course you don’t HAVE to do this or anything, but! I thought making my own little fandom challenge would be fun so it would be cool if you guys tagged along :0 also please tag your post with #octonautsweek so I can see ur swaggy art. Alrighty that’s all, have a good day/night :]]

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos: part 2 Tw for swearing _________________________ Kwazii: So let me get this straight. Putting butter on bread is normal, correct? Shellington: Yes Kwazii: And putting milk in or on cereal is also normal, correct? Shellington, getting concerned: Yes... Kwazii: So what is stopping me from putting butter in cereal and milk on bread? Shellington: Dear stars- _________________________ Peso: Whales have leg bones Shellington: Whales have leg bones

Kwazii: What the fuck are they doing with them? Kicking people out of the ocean? _________________________ Dashi: You look like that one meme where- Barnacles: I have no idea what you're talking about- _________________________ Kwazii: *vibing* Kwazii: *gets hit in the face with a rock* Kwazii: ow Kwazii: *resumes vibing* _________________________ Professor Inkling: -and that is why you need at least 8 hours of sleep Shellington: Barnacles: Tweak: Dashi: Peso: Kwazii: Kwazii: am I really the only one here here a normal sleep schedule? _________________________

Platonic Tweak and Dashi headcanons because my girls are besties????

Will do ^^

Tw/Cw for minor swearing

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- Gaming in the middle of the night, every other night

- Tweak managed to get Dashi hooked on energy drinks, which was a huge mistake

- Constant sleep overs, about half of them caused by Tweak picking up Dashi because she was being annoying (/affectionate) and Tweak wanted to get her back

- On that note, Dashi loves being picked up, but always acts like she hates it

- They have started SEVERAL pillow wars, and will drag others in

- Dashi will randomly take pictures of Tweak while they are distracted/working. She claims that Tweak is the perfect model, but only when they aren't aware

- If Tweak IS aware that her photo is being taken, they will act insanely awkward

- Tweak has used pictures that Dashi has taken of fish as reference for new Gups or inventions

- Tweak: Fricking Heck. Dashi: fUCk-

- Dashi curses a fair amount while Tweak almost never does. Dashi has been trying to get Tweak to properly curse for years

- Night crawlers, along with Kwazii and Shellington

- They sneak out of the Octopod in the middle of the night like, once a month, just to vibe. They are never caught

- Dashi INSISTS on painting Tweaks nails and keeping up with the paint, while Tweak vibes with the chipped polish look

- Tweak made the clips that Dashi wears in her hair. She's lost so many of them while surfing, so Tweak said "screw it" and made ones with stronger clips that won't come out at a wave

- They can hold full conversions with their eyes alone, which scares Barnacles

- Scare wars. Tweak standing in a dark hallways while faintly glowing. Dashi rigging the sound system in Tweaks room to play the "You've been spotted by an enemy" sound

- Dashi: Tweak, please use a ladder. Tweak, standing on 2 boxes and a chair: No

- They both use similar fidgets, and will often trade or fidget together

- Mainly tangle toys, clicky fidgets, chewelry (not shared for sanitary reasons), stretchy fidgets, and squishy fidgets

- Tweak prefers loud fidgets while Dashi prefers semi quiet ones

- They aggressively meme at each other, I will not elaborate

- Dashi can't wear heels to save her life, neither can Tweak. But Tweak will wear 6 inch heels and try to run just to mess around

- They've both played Volleyball before

- They both work out, and have used the other as a weight when doing push-ups or pull-ups

- Fashion icons, they know how to dress for any and every event

- Just a chaotic but smart duo. They will say "maybe we shouldn't" but do it 3 seconds later

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Sorry for this taking so long ^^;

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Requests are still open

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Peso Addition Tw for swearing

_________________________ Peso: Shellington what happened? Shellington, hiding in the corner of his room: Kwazii

_________________________ Peso: Captain are you ok? I heard a loud bang come from here Barnacles: No worries Peso, nothing I can't handle! Peso: Then why is your leg stuck under your anchor? Barnacles: Barnacles: no worries I can manage- Peso: Captain please- _________________________ Shellington: Peso, when was the last time you sleep? Peso: When was the last time YOU slept? Shellington: Shellington: I will get Kwazii or Tweak to throw you across the room now answer the question- _________________________ Kwazii telling Peso a scary story: And then, they were never seen again! Peso, shaking: So that thing just came from behind and, and... took them? Kwazii: Aye, and some say that they are still wandering around to this day, searching for more prey~ Peso: Oh no- Barnacles coming from behind: Peso! Kw- Peso: *turns fast and punches Barnacles in the stomach* Barnacles, doubled over on the ground: *strained* I didn't think you could hit that hard- Peso, now panicked: CAPTAIN I'M SORRY- Kwazii, shocked: Well damn- _________________________ Dashi: Peso, I need some information on this illness, apparently it's very rare Peso: Do you know the name? Does it have a name yet? Dashi: Yes, it does, it's called Ligma! Tweak, already laughing: oh no- Peso: Ligma? Can you describe the symp- Dashi: LIGMA BAL- _________________________ Peso: Can you tell me what happened? Tweak, completely stuck in a dryer (ones that face upwards, not out): No I can not. _________________________ Professor Inkling: Peso, come quickly! Peso running down the hall: What happened Professor? Professor Inkling, completely calm: The Vegamals made you a gift! Peso: Really? They didn't have to- Vegamals: *are holding up one of those oddly detailed butt cakes* Professor Inkling: I... don't really understand the meaning behind the cake, but it looks very nice! Peso dying inside: yEs... vERy niCe _________________________ I am once again losing inspiration-

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

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Barnacles: Alright, just a quick review and I'll go to sleep!

*3 hours later*

Barnacles: Ok, one more time, then I'll go to sleep

*the next morning*

Tweak: Cap, did you get any sleep last night?

Barnacles, clearly sleep deprived: yes

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Shellington and Kwazii working on a project together

Shellington: Alright, here we should put the end results, and here should be a detailed analysis of the results and what they can mean

Kwazii, trying to flirt: And here you should put your number

Shellington, oblivious: Why would I put my phone number on our project?

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Peso: OK, to do proper chest compressions you need to keep pace of 100 - 120bpm

Kwazii: *starts singing "Dancing Queen"*

Peso: iT wOrKs BuT pLeAsE-

*see end of post for a surprise ^^*

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Tweak working on her final project: finished!

Dashi walking in: Nice! What did you make?

Tweak, sleep deprived: Yes

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*There are several songs that have the same BPM (100-120) to do chest compressions! A lot of the songs are pretty good, if not ironic ^^

Here are some ^^ (Spotify Playlist)

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?

You got it! ^^

Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)

Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"

Tw/Cw for swearing

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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3

Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least

Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??

Kwazii:

Kwazii: is it working-

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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand

Kwazii, confused: Ok????

Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*

Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??

Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1

Kwazii:

Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)

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Kwazii: So, she kissed me

Barnacles: And you kissed her back?

Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???

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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.

Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement

Kwazii: Aww, thanks-

Tweak: and short

Kwazii:

Kwazii: >:/

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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-

Tweak: ...

Tweak: Fuck where did it go?

Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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Tweak: Remember what I told you

Kwazii: I love you

Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B

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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made

Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks

Tweak:

Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag

Tweak: But now I'm interested...

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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!

Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?

Kwazii: Next question!

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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!

Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish

Tweak:

Tweak: and a complete train wreck...

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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T

Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??

Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!

Shellington laughing in the back: >:3

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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??

Tweak: Of course

Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-

Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new

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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?

Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild

Tweak: Really? What kind?

Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place

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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?

Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-

Kwazii: And?

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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you

Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!

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Kwazii: We had a date planned!

Tweak, confused: What date???

Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*

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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^

Requests are still open :>

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I've been gone for a while and am getting back into the swing of things using dumb things I've done/witnessed

Tw/Cw for swearing, flexibly but described weirdly, and a lot of capital letters at the end

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Shellington: *info-dumbing about blobfish*

Random person: Um, actually, [incorrect information]

Shellington: You fucking, BITCH-

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Kwazii: Hey, check this out

Kwazii: *bends bones in every direction possible*

Peso: That... no-

Barnacles: Good job son, now put your bones back

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Dashi: So, can you fix this?

Tweak: Sure thing, here-

Tweak: *aggressively hits machine with a wrench until it works*

Tweak: New record

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Barnacles: Alright, how many gear shifts does a car have?

Kwazii, zoned out: 120mph

Barnacles: No-

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Professor Inkling: Can someone please explain what a "Himbo" is??

Dashi: *Points at Barnacles*

Dashi: That. That's a Himbo, but with extra brain cells

Barnacles: What...?

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Tweak: *is crying in their room*

Tweak: You know what? Fuck this

*Pulls out a bunch of hair dye*

Tweak: Free therapy, screw men

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Shellington: Therefore, seize the gay

Peso: Seize the gay?

Shellington: DAY! DAY! I MEANT DAY!!

Kwazii: Too late, SEIZE THE GAY!!!

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Barnacles: Please put that down

Dashi holding Shellington on her shoulders: No

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Kwazii: I MESSED UP!!

Kwazii: SO I ASKED DASHI AND TWEAK TO PICK A COLOR AND SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART THING

Kwazii: DASHI IS COMPLETELY COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: TWEAK IS BLUE-YELLOW COLOR BLIND!!

Kwazii: AND I SHOWED THEM A COLOR CHART

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So I'm slowly coming back ^^;

I apologize for the long silence, I've been busy/stressed lol