I Am Currently Suffering From Horrific Stomach Pains Therefore Mike Wheeler Is A Bitch With Stomach Problems

bear with me but remember during the season 4 Rink-O-Mania fight where Will was like "and us?" and Mike was like "We're friends! We're friends." Because he took Will's words as romantic, and Will was like "Well we used to be best friends." and Mike realised Will was being platonic. now, remember how people say Mike was pretty clueless and super oblivious? what if he did think that Will liked him during the Van scene, but remembered how Will had only meant his words platonically before + Will pushing him to say ily to El, which is why Mike doesn't think Will likes him, because the last time he thought Will was being romantic, he fucked everything up :D?

I really hope the byler kiss happens in episode 6 or at least before Vol 2. Maybe im just too impatient but still!!! Ep 7 could also work but i just hope its not the final episode. THE SLOW BURNING HAS BEEN SLOW BURNING FOR ALMOST A DECADE!!!

gracefully avoiding people and gatherings that don’t align with my peace while manifesting more books to read, more cups of coffee, more kindness and care for myself in the coming days.

microfic may day 3: coffee

drarry. 273 words. this is unequivocally the stupidest thing I’ve ever written.

After the war, rumour had it Draco Malfoy disappeared. Puffed up and away in a cloud of smoke because he was cursed by Voldemort.

Rumour then had it that he ran far, far away.

Rumour also had it that he was completing a potions mastery somewhere exotic, and that one day he’d return home.

The one thing rumour didn’t have was a timeframe. So naturally, Harry was quite surprised to attend his 3pm appointment and come face to face with Draco Malfoy.

“Err. What did you say her name was again?”

“Coffee, Potter. Please do keep up.”

“Because the scales on her head look like coffee granules and you think they’re multiplying?”

“Well, yes. But there’s more. She’s been more tired than usual. And she’s not been eating too much. All in all, rather concerning.”

Harry poked around at the speckled snake coiled around Draco’s hand. A forked tongue gently lapped at his fingertip and was that a wink?

He cast his usual diagnostic charms which all pinged a gorgeous, normal green.

“I can’t see anything unusual, Malfoy. I’ll give you a standard vitality potion and check back in next week.”

Draco baulked. “There’s nothing wrong? At all? Are you sure?”

Harry gave him an affirmative nod and Coffee a gentle scritch under the chin. “I’ll see you both next week. For a check up.”

Draco was gracious enough to thank Harry for his time on the way out.

Though the more Harry thought about it, he was pretty sure the parting hiss from the reptile translated roughly into something like:

Foolssss. 10 yearssss apart and all he talkssss about issss you.

i have so much heart warming love for you, it’s melting me

What the FUCK. What the FUCK.

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

One more update for today, I decided on a title quicker than expected and was able to post it! It's a short first chapter, shorter than I thought tbh, but it's up now! "Interconnected" by 0lith3gh0st

I've started writing a (possible) fic for like minds because it's taken over nearly my entire mind, and I've read nearly all of the fics on ao3 by now. This is what I've got at the moment, i can't decide if i should post it. I've also never actually posted anything on ao3 before, which doesn't help

What do yall think i should do?

I've started writing a (possible) fic for like minds because it's taken over nearly my entire mind, and I've read nearly all of the fics on ao3 by now. This is what I've got at the moment, i can't decide if i should post it. I've also never actually posted anything on ao3 before, which doesn't help

What do yall think i should do?

I find it mildly hilarious that Alex's first words after hearing condolences from Nigel is "fuck off freak"