Can You Make A Poll For The Headcanons-

There are periods of time when I will read a couple of books one after the other without stopping and other periods of time when I try to read but not even one book keeps my attention for more than 2 pages... I will never understand my brain

people are getting angry at polls?? could NOT be me. I just vote for my silly little option and if it doesnt win then clearly everyone else are idiots. but you dont say that. you just think it. on the inside. 

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

Update: I've written a bit more, and I think it's a decent amount for a first chapter, but I'm having some difficulty thinking of a title for it to post, so it'll be a little while until I'm able to actually post it on ao3. I'll keep giving updates as I go. However, the updates may be few and far between, I'm great at procrastinating and forgetting about projects, and I haven't actually written anything seriously in about 5 years

I've started writing a (possible) fic for like minds because it's taken over nearly my entire mind, and I've read nearly all of the fics on ao3 by now. This is what I've got at the moment, i can't decide if i should post it. I've also never actually posted anything on ao3 before, which doesn't help

What do yall think i should do?

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

8th year Harry:- wears eyeliner, baggy jeans and oversized hoodie (+tattoos), simultaneously does wandless magic and speaks parseltongue.

Draco:-

pansy: okay, draco, we’ve been at this for hours. i know you can do it. just say it slowly, okay?

draco: okay.

pansy: now repeat after me

pansy: will you

draco: will you

pansy: go out

draco: go out

pansy: with me

draco: with me

pansy: harry

draco: harry

pansy: will you go out with me harry

draco: choke on a snitch and die, potter

pansy: DRACO NO!