I Have News But I Need Everyone To Know It's Not Fake And I'm Not Making It Up

i’m so ashamed to admit i haven’t watched episode 4 yet but i’m getting to it now before the new ep

and yk what queen, hell yeah

thank you for your service in this strange little time on the internet 🫡

DID HYMEN RESTORATION PROJECT GET BANNED????

I saw his penis nest.

I can't take this.

he is celebrating something (which is why he is dressed very fancily)

rip 5dtetris. gone too soon from this hellsite, but never gone from our hearts

htey fkucking nuked 5dtetris i hate htis godamnk website

hope tumblr appreciates this a bit more

there’s so much shit happening that i literally cannot keep up anymore

Hugely disappointed to learn what a baby changing station actually is. I thought I was getting a new one.

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?