DO IT DUDE IM BEGGING YOU

i’m gonna make some ramen with indonesian soy sauce, chili sauce, and some green onion. then? i’m gonna get a bit bold and add in some mashed avocado. the madness doesn’t cease yet, BOOM sriracha drizzle on top. BOOM some left over hashbrowns. BOOM more green onion to garnish.

where’s the garlic? YOU FUCKING DUMBASS ITS IN THE CHILI SAUCE. ITS THE FUCKING SRIRACHA BRAND CHILI SAUCE YOU FUCKING BOULDER FOR BRAINS

they used to put BLEACH in BABY FORMULA

can we fucking not go back to that

Billy Francis of Dr. Hook and the Medicine Gang

Please Listen To Me 🙏💔

Hello everyone.. 👋

I’m Mahmoud, a 17-year-old from Gaza, an outstanding High School student, who was very happy and preparing for a promising and bright future, but since over a year, I’m stuck in Gaza in a catastrophic war, living in danger, famine, bombings, and exhaustion.

I’ve got a chance to complete my final year of High School in Egypt, but I need help for traveling and living expenses abroad, so I’m trying to raise 15,000$ CAD to travel once the crossing opens.

I’ll be sharing updates and information as I move forward, and I appreciate your continued encouragement and engagement. Together, we can make a difference. ❤️

Thank you for your understanding and support. 🌹

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

So much queer discourse is just "i like pancakes" "so you hate waffles?" Type shit

"I believe mspec lesbians are valid" "so you think lesbians just need good dick?"

"I believe trans men can identify as lesbians if they want" "so you think trans men are women?"

"I believe transandrophobia exists" "so you think transfems oppress transmascs?"

No bitch that's a whole new sentence wtf are you talking about

love how when people are comparing teenage boys and girls they say shit like “oh boys are wayy less drama. girls psychologically ruin each other meanwhile boys can just fight it out”

last time i checked, immediately resorting to physical violence when you have an argument with a friend is 10x more dramatic than just calling the other person a bitch behind their back

I cannot fucking believe how many good God fearing Americans are being fucking milked every day in Wisconsin to make cheese. I fucking hate it here. It's a human rights violation. It's absurd. It's like the country is run by angry cows.

Did you figure out what this post is REALLY ABOUT?

I lost everything... but I still hold on to hope ✨

My name is Mo'men, and I’m a young Palestinian who dreamed of a bright future after high school.

Instead of celebrating, I found myself running for my life, escaping bombs, destruction, and fear.😥

Our home was crushed into dust 🏚️. My brother lost his job. My school and my sister’s university turned into shelters for displaced families.

We fought for survival for six long months under bombs and siege, until we finally reached Egypt, carrying nothing but a few plastic bags... and a lot of broken dreams.💔

Today, we have no home, no income, no safe place to call our own.

My father is suffering with severe back pain and can’t work. Medical bills, daily expenses, even the hope of renting a small home—we simply can’t afford it anymore.🥺

But despite everything, I refuse to give up. I still dream of going to university, of rebuilding my life, of standing on my own feet and helping my family.

This is why I need your help.

Even a small donation—£10—could be the light we desperately need right now.🙏🏻🥺

It can help us rent a home, cover urgent medical expenses, and let me chase my dreams again.🙏🏻

Be one of the first to stand with us.

Be the reason hope lives on.

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Please donate or share our story:

gofund.me/5cdd060e ❤️

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what am i donna do about it? you’ll fucking see, just wait.

*faint sounds of chewing metal. i am carving ninja stars by tooth*