Episode Five Made Me Upset

i love how radfems preach about cis women “glorifying their oppression” when in reality, no one gets off on oppression more than a victim complexed radfem.

“wh-wh-what????? women could never possibly u-u-u-u-understand men?? cis white women are supposed to be v-v-victims?????? women are men are… completely dependent entities… we could n-n-never be equal…you? want to? make an effort? to actually get to the root of misogyny??? b-b-but… that means i can’t run my anti trans tumblr blog anymore??? if we actually make progress…. i’ll have nothing to b-b-bitch about…. my life is meaningless without the suffering of cis women???”

“what do you mean you aren’t the perfect victim??? that means… that must mean… oh god!!! you glorify your oppression! goodness me, i could never possess such a fatal flaw! quick, i have to go make a twitter post about how you aren’t a real victim and you are actually secretly trans and evil!”

“y-y-y-you believe in God????????????? you mean the stupid misogynist up in the sky??????????? there is no possible way your religion can be independent… no…. NO! you must follow societal norms/rules at all times!! no, you believe in a Christian/Catholic God, because that is all that exists to me. wait, what? no? i’m literally 3 quarters Cherokee, there’s no possible way i could be ignorant to different cultures!! just because all my beliefs are rooted in patriarchy doesn’t mean i participate in patriarchy! no i haven’t read the bible or any form of religious text! why would i ever educate myself when i could just spew words out of my ass!”

“oh no, silly! you couldn’t possibly do anything wrong. you’re a cis white woman! that means you can do whatever you want and just blame it on the patriarchy you suck the dick of, rather than be a person and take accountability (because as we all know, women aren’t actually people, but rather a completely separate hivemind)! as long as you aren’t trans, of colour, or a man, you’re practically the embodiment of christ! you can feed off your victimization until the end of time if you so please!”

found this on facebook but thought tumblr might enjoy

Mister Rogers

dear GOD

my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses

here’s a quick doodle i did of an absolute geek and his sick ass wife on a movie date

I have no horse in this race

just wanted all 8 of you who liked this to know that me and my best friend still say “is your peenie long” because of this

idk if this is actually funny or not but my target audience (me) was reached so thats all that matters

im so glad people have decided to stop sleeping on doechii, my wife frl

hopefully this isn’t one of those things where the internet obsesses over her until the hype of her release dies down like w oh the places you’ll go