How To Train Your Varactyl

I wanted to tag a background clone/clone relationship so folks could avoid the fic if they wanted, and my dumb ass didn’t realize I could put it in the general tags instead of the ship tags. I am Big Dumb™️

ok i had to post this sepperately too, based on this post by @keldabekush

Glitch was supposed to be a throwaway character but now I’m Attached™️ and in the process of making him a whole squad.

Empire-controlled Kamino is a lot stricter than in the Jedi days, no hair cuts, no tattoos, so when he’s busted out he absolutely goes wild. At one point Waxer has to intervene because he’s fried his hair from bleaching and re-dying it too many times (as a medic he should know better but...), so he settles on shaving different patterns into the side.

I’m not sorry.

Two separate people commented on every chapter of WDID, and folks if you’re reading this, you absolutely made my day 🥺

*Discussion through space. Hursh discussion*

Bly: I have an idea. Everyone of us loves their jetiise…

Rex: ExCuSe YOu.

Bly: Since everyone of us exclude this heartless di’kut loves their jetiise, we should confess. All at once. Our chances will be higher like that. 

Cody: …

Alpha-17: What? None of you confessed yet? You know what, I’m fucking general Fisto for a…

*high screeching through line, as if something bad, more likely Nautolan-shaped, happened to Alpha’s comm. Or to Alpha himself*

Cody: …

Wolffe: Good. I’ll open my feelings for Plo, you for General Secura, Cody - for General Kenobi. Today?

Cody: …

Fox: Give him a minute, he’s trying to understand what he is feeling.

Bly: What are you doing on this line, you don’t even have a jetii. 

Fox: Yes. And I envy you. I have feelings too, you know. So, so MANY FEELINGS. And no jetii.

Rex: Take mine. Please, take Skywalker, I’ll pay you with photos of General Secura.

Bly:  ExCuSe YOu?

Fox: You know WHAT, ungrateful brothers, I’ll go and confess my whatever to Chancellor Palpatine. Yes. Right now. Maybe he’ll let me call him Sheev.

*five minutes later*

Fox: Vode, we don’t have a problem. 

Bly: You mean, we do?

Fox: We don’t. Palpatine laughed at me, then said he is a Sith Lord Darth Sidious who started this war to turn this Republic into Empire to conquer and rule it. He was laughing so hard, he didn’t pay attention, so. Um. Now the Chancellor’s place is vacant. 

Bly: …

Wolffe: …

Cody *in a gentle voice*: I do have feelings for Obi-Wan?

headcanon: Wolffe is even worse than Plo about adopting things, he’s just much better at hiding it

tbh at this point what i want most from SW time travel fic is for it to result in the jedi having a big ole academic conference about it

JUST A KID

any clone in the 501st can’t lie… all they know is 79’s, clean they weapon, twerk, be bisexual, eat live bug, and die