“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Meet Shrimpy!
Honestly this is probably the best photo I've ever taken-
@0rangeangelo Alright bet
“A star? For me?”
“How kind…”
libra and orange birdo
reblog & put ur zodiac sign and who u main in mariokart for. survey purposes
The State department has changed LGBTQ to LGB.
If you claim to care about trans people now is a good time to show genuine ally ship.
did u take my cat?
Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees
when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.
ISTG I WILL MARRY THIS ARTIST!!! THIS IS SO COOL AND YOU ROCK SO HARD!@luniise-kei
HA HA HA ARMAGEDDON
for those who r having a hard time reading the text, it says: in reverse it’s still a pageant / oh so cursed and not real magick
ESTJ, I love transformers, TMNT, video games, and most cartoons! I'm 14 so don't be creepy! You can call me Zero or Bug!
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