Crookshanks Being An Unpaid Intern For Sirius Black Is My Favorite Thing About Prisoner Of Azkaban. He

Dan Howell irreversibly has changed the way I speak since I was like 12. What do mean I keep saying literally and actually every other sentence.

reading/writing fanfiction about your otp be like:

they're looking at gay people

I cant understand people who are like "why is everyone in aziraphale's neighbourhood gay" like my brother in christ he lives in soho

Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)

"two sides of the same coin" this and "you're my destiny" that and "i use it for you, arthur. only for you." or whatever. more like the reason i'll never be normal again.

dan live on australian morning show said: "we're the guys that made your daughters hair blue, we're the person that made them a boy, maybe theyre a them now but you gotta love them because if you don't we will and that is a threat"

"People shouldn't post about how the contraceptive pill can be prescribed for non-contraceptive reasons because it's sex negative" feels like a take that can only come from people who don't realise just how young some people end up being prescribed the pill

Like, fine, you, person in your twenties, might be comfortable being like "this is the pill I take to fuck without getting pregnant", but I don't think it's sex negative for a thirteen-year-old who has been prescribed it for debilitating period pain to not want to have to hide their medication from their classmates on an overnight school trip because their classmates think that the only reason anyone would take it is that they're sexually active