*listening To Dnp Beats* In The Clurb We All Phan

calm and articulate supportive dan vs. shia labeouf supportive phil

my top playlist this year <3

Professor Flitwick was working with Sirius, who had already finished the week's goal of successfully levitating a book without using verbal spells. They were attempting something a bit more ambitious: disarming.

Remus watched Sirius squint his eyes, his eyebrows coming together. He flicked his wand, and Flitwick's wand wiggled in his hand.

"Good! Very good, Mr. Black," Flitwick exclaimed.

"But I didn't get it," Sirius said. Remus heard disappointment in his voice.

"No matter, my boy," Flitwick replied with a warm smile. "This isn't an easy thing to do. You were able to move my wand in my hand, and I was holding on very tightly. You're a talented wizard. You have a great future ahead of you."

Sirius smiled. His hand went to his face. Was that a tear Remus saw? Any praise meant a lot to Sirius. He never got it from his parents, and he acted out so much at school he was often getting scolded.

“Thanks, Professor,” Sirius said.

from “Ante Bellum” (chapter 13, Too Many Puzzles to Count)

welcome back cockshame howell

Mr. Neil, I have a question for you regarding the third season of the series Good Omens, I have heard that supposedly the angel Aziraphale will be a villain in the series, is this true??? I have a lot of concern and fear as well, I hope for your prompt response to my question.

Everything you've heard about Season 3 of Good Omens is always true, because if there's one thing we love doing on Good Omens, it's telling everyone the plot years ahead of time.

Aziraphale will be a villain called The Snaffler, a costumed super-thief out to steal the famed Jet Jaguar diamond in order to power his world-destroying laser beam gun. Only his wife the lovely and hilarious Sadie, a bumbling Spanish Police Inspector with a moustache, and a man in a gorilla suit stand between him and his goal.

season 1 dean >>>

Thank you, Phil Lester.

new fic!!!! rlly good so far :)

I Never Planned On You / Don't Come A-Knocking - A Phan AU

Dan Howell has been on the streets of Lower Manhattan since he was twelve, and he believes that will never change. Wake up, wait at the gate, see the headline, sell papers, take care of his community, repeat. Until one day a northern boy appears in Newsies Square and sends his once stable and safe life into something unfamiliar to him.

I got no use for moonlight, or sappy poetry.

Love at first sights for suckers, at least it used to be.

No, I never planned on someone like you.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64079329/chapters/164406055

i just realized that whenever Shane says “I respect your list” is because he’s about to disrespect the shit out of someone’s list

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising