Looking More Like A Checklist These Days. I Want Off This Ride. 😭

reject canon, embrace delusion

"have dan and phil changed? we have we also have not"

dan live on australian morning show said: "we're the guys that made your daughters hair blue, we're the person that made them a boy, maybe theyre a them now but you gotta love them because if you don't we will and that is a threat"

shoutout to crowley for surviving a 6000 year situationship, you’re a stronger man than me

Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie

has this been done yet

HELLO MR. GAIMAN!!! I wanted to ask you if you had anything to say to writers, authors, poets, or anyone who wants to create a novel that was just as impactful as yours!

Dooooo itttttt!

Me: *puts down book bc is tired of reading*

Me right after: *opens AO3*

i can tangibly feel the way i’m going to miss this era. i can see myself looking back on it with such fondness that it’ll make me sick because this is genuinely the most fun i’ve ever had. and i’ll have more fun, of course, but there’s no understanding how much this last year has meant to me. terrible influence tour you will always be famous. i love you phannies

post in my drafts from almsot a year ago,,,

i now understand dan howell more than ever before bc i have a gf now and i too would travel across the country just to see my favorite person so shoutout to danisnotonfire you’re a real one