Sigma Skibidi Alpha Rizz Twin 🙏🏽🙏🏽

WAS!?? PYRO, WHO, WHEN, WHY AND HOW DID YOU FOUND ME THIS QUICK??? DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TRY TO FIND ME?? Ugh! Whatever, we'll just talk through this in my office, now.

Hello!!! Im new in this app inside of this weird tubular device thing that medic gave me from the previous Christmas!! I forgot to open it so im sorry medic, im busy drawing and hanging out with friends!! ^_^u

anyways!! I hope we all get to know each other, also. Medic!! If you see this!! Do you know what's this thing im holding is called?? Actually, im going to your office!! I hope you don't mind!!! :33

I was wondering the same thing, good thing they're all friendly. But you only need one cat though.

Omg!! D: There's a lot of cats outside of Mr. Medic's office!! :O I wonder where are they coming from and how did they all get here!! >_<

Out, hund.

Meow

Get back into your cage.

Err.. Well, how about this. Target that RED medic and send them a pile of duct tapes, and I'll eat one drumstick or two. Deal? Only just for you to stop crying, I'm not used to people crying.

I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early

Well, it doesn't make sense to view it so uh... Black and white. Your professionalism is good. I think some people just expect to be accepted immediately? I dunno. I just try to be friendly with everyone.

Well, you don't have to be if you want. It doesn't really matter if things has to be accepted or something unless if it's better to just be somebody else or yourself rather than viewing it to be understandable or so.

Worms, man. Worms. They’re in the dirt, wriggling around, squirming like little pink veins that God threw out of his own body. Ever watch a worm just… squirm? It doesn’t even care what direction it’s going, just pushing through mud and filth, like it knows a secret. They live in the ground, but are they even alive? I swear to God, you cut one in half, and it just… keeps going, like two little worms now. Why? Who told them they could do that? Why don’t they die like the rest of us?

But no—no, listen—then there’s these Skibidi toilets. Skibidi toilets! Ever heard of 'em? No, no, not like a regular toilet; these things—they got faces, they sing, they look at you. It’s like they’re alive. They stare at you from the corner of the bathroom, like they’re watching while you’re trying to take a dump. They sing, like, Skibidi bop bop YES YES YES, and they won’t stop. They can’t stop. You think you’re alone, but they’re right there. Looking. Singing. Skibidi, skibidi, over and over. Why won’t they stop? I can hear them in my head sometimes, late at night. Just the toilets singing, and the worms… squirming.

AHHHHHHHHH! WHY? Why do we have worms in the ground and toilets with faces? It’s like, I’m sitting here, right, in the alley, thinking I’m just gonna enjoy my night, maybe find some food, but then the worms start whispering to me. Little voices in the dirt, telling me to dig, dig, dig. I’m a worm. We’re all worms. Just wriggling in the mud, eating garbage, waiting to get eaten by a bird or something. And then I hear it, Skibidi skibidi YES YES, the toilets calling me, calling us all to join them.

You ever think about it, man? How we’re all just like worms, digging around in our own filth, but now, the toilets—they’re coming to life! You see a Skibidi toilet and you think it’s funny, you think it’s just a meme, but no! Those things are watching us. They’re watching us like the government or God or—I don’t know. But they’re out there, waiting. Skibidi skibidi bop bop, and we’re all gonna be sucked in, sucked in like we’re flushed down the pipes, flushed right down into the sewers. The sewers! Where the worms live, in the dark, where you can’t see them, but they’re everywhere.

Why won’t they leave me alone? Why won’t the worms leave my skin, crawling in my mind, and why won’t the toilets stop singing?

I have three words for you: your just delusional.

Where the hell are cats even coming from?? We suddenly have a swarm of cats in the backyard from outside of my office??

Nevermind, it worsened.

[OOC]

I'm feeling a bit better, but my jaws hurt somehow. I still need to take a break though, and i have to get this checked up. It hurts than just feeling sick.

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My current employment is a 4/10, not enjoying much enough for my team's sake of their idiocy.. Well, except pyro. They're' fine, (ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ) though we seem to be extremely busy with things on our hands in any way. Entshuldigung if I haven't been responding in a couple of days.

Who are you? I've never seen you before

Another individual, surprising there's still people that hasn't heard about me. That's good, anyways, im medic from Our World Now.