ZOMBIE STIMBOARD

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

yeah. Yeah they’re putting me in the torture labyrinth again. no there’s not even a minotaur

To be living

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

Ommgjj🤤🤤🤤send me your gun... no your actual gun..weapon...ommmmffffffhggggg girl you are BEAUTIFUL

Gene Roddenberry said he had "great assets". Everything slutty Kirk does is confirmed to be fanservice lawl

why do captain kirk’s clothes always tear when he fights people? in the episode Court Martial s1e21 of The Original Series he’s literally fighting a guy in the same outfit and only his clothes tear??? why is he wearing tear away clothing like a stripper?????

OHH HES SO CUTE I THINK I WILL PUT HIM IN MY CHAMBER OF RATS

OH GOODY. THE BIRD IS HERE.

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)