You Can’t Let This Stupid Ass Evil World Rob You Of Your Vibe Don’t Let Them Do That To U

I'm going to get more lashes today.

I LOVE GETTING LONG POSTS ON MY DASH.

some of y’all cherish loneliness and being alone and privacy a lil too much...let ppl in..have some fun connecting with others. you find who u are in ur interactions with other people

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT PLOTTING AGAINST YOU

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT WATCHING YOU

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

THE BIRD IS NOT REAL

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

GOD, IF YOU'RE REAL PLEASE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW !!

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

HE FLAGS LEFT YELLOW ?

Yeah, when he's wearing the lawman chaps

Hannibal's predacious nuzzling when he's in his element, either with his mate or his prey.

That's it. It has my heart.