I Miss Stu Macher

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

ending my hiatus with a fight club shitpost

people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

OHH HES SO CUTE I THINK I WILL PUT HIM IN MY CHAMBER OF RATS

UNEMPLOYMENT FINAL BOSS

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

TRAGICALLY, I NEVER DID GROW OUT OF HIDING UNDER BLANKETS WHEN I GET SCARED

AS A SOCIETY WE ARE MUCH TOO WILLING TO SETTLE FOR THE WORST INSTEAD OF STRIVING TO BE OUR BEST BECAUSE IT IS EASIER AND MORE COMFORTABLE.

LIFE IS ABOUT EXPERIENCES AND LEARNING. WE SIMPLY CANNOT ACHIEVE THAT BY STAYING IN PLACE.