Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop
I'm so tired of winter. I'm always sick. Like they took my spleen (It was damaged) and now I'm sick all the time (I take almost no precautions).
In Prince Caspian Susan literally throws an arrow fast and hard enough to pierce through a man’s armor and kill him. Savage.
THIS should be on everyone’s blog!
race car driver Johnny!
Johnny is a race car driver (that's he's only thing, not all the other stuff)
Peter is his boyfriend of course
he doesn't understand racing very much but still he goes to every race he can
Johnny has a really bad accident during one race like car flipped over and badly mangled
Peter has to be held back from running on to the track by their friend Bobby
it takes the med crew a bit to get Johnny out of the wreck and Peter is shaking the whole time
they get him out eventually and he's awake thank goodness
Johnny’s trying to spot Peter in the crowd so he can at least wave to him or smile at him
meanwhile Peter is crying in relief
there's blood coming from somewhere on Johnny’s head and his arm looks like it's been broken but he's awake smiling and alive
Johnny gets taken away in an ambulance while Peter and Bobby rush out of the stadium to meet him at the hospital
Bobby drives there because Peter is a wreck
Peter rushes in while Bobby parks and then waits in the lobby
Peter gives Johnny a hug
(which hurts but Johnny ties to hide it)
"All those tears for me?"
"Shut up you're such an idiot what were you thinking"
"I didn't try to crash!"
"I was so worried about you. I thought you were dead" *kisses*
Johnnys left arm is broken in two places, he fractured three ribs, and he has a concussion
he's out for the rest of the season because of all of that obviously
the next season Johnny wants to go back to racing and Peter doesn't want him to
they get into a massive fight about it
"Peter this is my life! It's what I do!"
"It almost killed you Johnny!"
"you're being overdramatic about it"
"you had two fractured ribs, the doctor said if they'd fully broken it would've punctured your lung!"
"but they didn't! I was okay!"
"That doesn't mean you go rushing back to the race track to try again."
"Peter I love this! I can't just stop because of one crash!"
"I can't- I can't watch that again Johnny. It was the hardest thing to watch since my uncle died."
"Then stop watching."
"Johnny-"
"if it's too hard to watch me do this then stop watching, cause I'm going back."
this ends with their breakup and they’re both heartbroken
but Peter doesn't stop watching
he always has the race on in the background making sure Johnnys okay
and Johnny still keeps the picture of Peter taped up inside of his car
the second to last race of the season the two cars in front of Johnny wreck bad and his attempt to avoid it send him swerving in a circle off the course
Peter screams while watching it at home
Johnny is able to walk out of the car on his own, no injuries but it definitely scared him
as soon as Peter sees him walk out of the car he turns off the race and rushes to the track
the race was in Delaware not close to Peter at all really but he doesn't care
he gets there after the race is over, it's night now but he's determined to see Johnny
Peter runs into Johnnys crew chief Ben and begs him to tell Peter where Johnny is
Ben tells him and Peter sprints to the hotel room in the middle of Ben wishing him luck
Peter bangs on the door frantic and out of breath
"Peter?"
"I'm so sorry" they both say at the same time
they talk and apologize and cry and kiss
"I was so scared Peter. There was a crash today and I-"
"I know, I was watching."
"You were?"
"I never stopped. I can't. I love you too much."
"I love you so much Peter. I missed you I'm so sorry for sending you away."
"I'm so sorry I let you."
they're officially back together before the night is over
and they’re engaged by the end of the year
Tim and Bruce getting into an argument bcs Tim demands to be independent and NOT get involved in the mess of being a legal part of the Wayne family, and Bruce being final on the fact that Tim is FIFTEEN and needs a legal guardian. out of spite Tim asks the person he thinks Bruce would approve of as a guardian the least to sign some guardian papers.
Tim: you don’t have to do anything parental i just REALLY wanna make Batman mad and i get the sense that our wishes align on that specific aspect so if you could just sign here for shits and giggles-
Red Hood:
Red Hood, rapidly changing his plans on how to deal with getting revenge on Bruce because his replacement is actually kinda hysterical: if we’re doing this we’re fucking doing it right, kid
Bruce shows up to Tim’s next parent teacher conference because hey just because he’s being given the silent treatment over this whole adoption thing doesn’t mean he’s going to slack off on his parental duties, only to freeze in the doorway because Tim Drake-Hood is stood there with his shiny new CRIME LORD LEGAL GUARDIAN giving him the most SHIT EATING GRIN POSSIBLE, and he almost has a panic attack on the spot.
Jason’s really getting into this whole caretaker thing. he’s doing school runs, delivering home cooked meals to Drake manor, helping with homework, this was his fucking CALLING. Tim is having the time of his life because him and Hood actually get along really well, but then he realises two weeks in that it turns out Hood is actually Jason fucking Todd, and he has to deal with the existential crisis of causing the very thing he was trying to stop because he is now technically a legal child of the Wayne family.
out of embarrassment for the fact that he failed and amazement at the fact that he’s bonding so well with Bruce’s dead kid and his own childhood hero (who is now a badass crime lord that lets him call for advice about english assignments while organising drug runs and picks up batburger on his way home from weapon shipments, seriously what more could Tim want in a parent), Tim somehow becomes even more invested in hiding Red Hood’s identity than Jason is.
Bruce has just been in a constant state of panic for the past three months and he doesn’t know what to fucking do. Dick was concerned for Tim up until he demanded to have dinner with him and his new ‘guardian’ to vet the guy and Jason, who stopped caring about his identity when he realised how much being a working dad agrees with his mental health and is only actively keeping his identity from Bruce for Tim’s pride’s sake, takes off his helmet to eat and Dick stares at him frozen for fifteen minutes across the table before finally pointing at the two and saying ‘you know what? he didn’t even tell me Jason was dead until after the funeral. whatever the fuck’s going on here? he has it coming. proceed.’
i dropped by my favourite secondhand bookstore and found what is possibly the most incredible knitting book iver ever seen. that teaches you how to knit little gardens and sew them into a massive quilt 3d. the photos i took are atrocious and do NOT do this book justice
thats a PRIORY GARDEN WITH MONKS
IT EVEN TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE ALL THE TOOLS ABD BASKETS AND POTS AND PLANTS
LOOK AT THE SOME OF THE FOLIAGE
i have never been more upset to not have $30 ready to buy this. its incredible. i have to find it online somewhere. i knew the moment i saw this i had to share it with EVERYONE
Leave me alone I'm stupid and tired
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