Me Trying To Start A 350 Minimum Words Discussion Post: Idk If I Can Do It Man…

Hello again please help me and donate for my husband to save him please don’t skip

I am Totally Normal about this woman

spoiler, im not

mkay so I recently had to pretty much shave my dog violet cuz she got some really bad knots in her fur, and I think she gets self conscious when she gets her fur cut cuz she acts all sad and stuff, so I put a sweater on her to maybe help her feel a bit better and-

We now get photos like this <3

im gonna ice-your-spice

(threatening)

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

I love my momma <3

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

You’re the rata to my touille

Hot take: Abigail looks like rarity

“This is a Christian establishment, no homo sapiens allowed”

-My friend during lunch today