Mkay So My Step Dad Is A Pharmacist And Sometimes He Brings Home Random Stuff From His Job (idk Why)

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.

warning ⚠️

My most recent art fight submissions! This is my first time doing art fight.

most of them are simple cuz I haven’t drawn in, like, ages, so I’m still warming up lol.

im gonna ice-your-spice

(threatening)

Omg! I need to do this for my pumpkin! This year I’m going as spiral girl for my Halloween costume!

Screaming crying throwing up

HSBSHSHABSBSBA I JUST SHOWED MY DAD A POST FROM MY TUMBLR BLOG AND HE SAYS “what’s tumblr?”

flashbang!

1000 pipe bombs until you die

Phew good thing i had these anti pipe bomb gloves on