”my Dog Is Hydrodynamic” - My Friend

when I was younger I had a hard time understanding what people were saying in movies, and one of my favorite movies was Mary Poppins. I couldn’t understand what the guys were saying, so whenever I would sing the song “Step In Time” I would say “Steppy Time” and honestly I like my version better

My aesthetic (not actual pic of me lol)

vs.

My favorite music artist

ε:

on the outside I'm like this :3

but on the inside im also like this :3

So I was bored yesterday and drew this is ms paint :3

what should I name him?

ya know, I feel like we need more metal/hard rock band tees that are, like, cute pastel colors for girlies like me who like to wear cutesy things but also like metal/hard rock. Like, a Korn or Rob Zombie band shirt but it’s pink :)

YOOOOOO

I just got 40,000 in Tetris

My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.

how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???

She likes to sit in the laundry <3

Please??

my friend: PSAT

me with an auditory processing disorder: STD???