If I Had A Nickel For Every Person Grant O Brien Gave Oral Sex To In One Night In 2012 I'd Have Fifty

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

It’s fun to think abt what could have happened if Walter White taught any other subject. Like Economics teacher Mr White is teaming up with Jesse who works customer service at a bank and they’re frauding the stock market. English Mr White is plagiarising poetry and publishing it under Jesse P. Inkman. Mr White the PE teacher obviously is pumping Jesse full of steroids so he can illegally win The Big Race. And Mr White from the art department? I’m sure I don’t need to say hentai

Just noticed the change on his shirt 💀

Assigned Horse at Patriarchy

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

like to cover a car with hammers, reblog to explode it

ylfa snorgelsson meeting snow white and finding out the beast is a princess is such a gay moment. there are two wolves inside you: one has crushes on women and the other feels monstrous because it doesn't perform femininity in a way society approves of. they're both lesbians.

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha