It’s Ok Blåhaj, Mommy And Mommy Are Just Wrestling Right Now

Goodnight everybody it's been an honor stabbing with you all

God gives his hardest battles to his silliest soldiers. (A gluten allergy to a noodle lover) smh

When the Onion has better journalism than actual news channels:

It’s fun to think abt what could have happened if Walter White taught any other subject. Like Economics teacher Mr White is teaming up with Jesse who works customer service at a bank and they’re frauding the stock market. English Mr White is plagiarising poetry and publishing it under Jesse P. Inkman. Mr White the PE teacher obviously is pumping Jesse full of steroids so he can illegally win The Big Race. And Mr White from the art department? I’m sure I don’t need to say hentai

ylfa snorgelsson meeting snow white and finding out the beast is a princess is such a gay moment. there are two wolves inside you: one has crushes on women and the other feels monstrous because it doesn't perform femininity in a way society approves of. they're both lesbians.

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

I've DONE the silly little skincare I've DONE the silly little masks I've DONE the silly little scrubs WHERE IS THE CLOWN TO TAKE MY SKIN

tma really said "oh you want to be an avatar with she/her pronouns? you better kill off one of the main michaels first"