1800sfunnyman - 1800s Funny Man

inspired by this post made by @damerondjarin

Space Husbands!

Royal Space Husbands: Theodore and William Kaplan-Altman

I just love them so much!

"Frankenstein was the doctor" "Frankenstein was the real monster"

Wrong! Frankenstein was a college drop-out with a god complex and a medical textbook.

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

Genuinely I think if you have ever come up with a headcanon about a real human person, especially regarding their gender or sexuality, or sat down and written fanfiction about them, you should take a serious critical look about the way you engage with media. It’s creepy and dehumanizing to do and you really should not ever be treating real people the same way you’d treat fake ones for reasons that seem incredibly obvious but clearly aren’t

talking to your pet is like

stinky (affectionate)

idiot (affectionate)

pet’s actual name (derogatory)

My doctors told me I’m not allowed to drink coffee because it might give me a heart attack but I love doing it because it makes me feel bonkers yonkers. Absolutely hitty tittys. I could kill anyone and also I’m definitely the next Frankenstein but like worse

ofmd s2 predictions

-they play landslide by fleetwood mac

-izzy becomes more of a bastard <3

-izzy finally gets some dick

-spanish jackie x jim

-buttons gets a new bird but it's an albatross

-stede finds the red fabric. bonus points if he wears it

-calico jack returns

-john silver cameo

-they meet a swedish ship and the entire crew is played by the members of abba

-black pete heel turn after he finds out about lucius' death

-anne bonny and mary read are here and they are lesbians #lovewins

-there's a romeo & juliet moment where ed hears about stede's (fake) death and believes it

-ed and stede reunite at/near a lighthouse