Marc And Steven Seeing The Other Sarcophagus Whilst Escaping:

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

Buys candles

no emails from johnny today he must be busy having fun with his new friend dracula !

can't stop thinking about a text post I saw (but cannot find, sadly) that compared izzy hands from our flag means death to guillermo from WWDITS and said that they're basically almost the same character from a different perspective. because they're right. it's fucking me up.

[Image description Loki saying "my top surgery went really well" and Mighty Thor replying "that's great my bottom surgery is next week" Both saying in unison "i can't believe we're both goth and trans" at the bottom of the image Frog Thor says "I'm a communist!"]

I PRESENT YOU

MY GREATEST CREATION

TRACKSUIT CREACHER

ps. yes the tracksuit is BATDIDAS

The mad scientist urge to isolate yourself from anyone who may love you

Hyde: "Why does my body hurt?"

Jekyll: "Maybe that's what happens when you fall off a roof?"

Hyde: "My actions... Have repercussions? Gross."

erik be like christine is afraid of me because of my face. my brother in christ you kidnapped her

I swear to god if this show doesn’t end with Steven being a tour guide for that museum I’m going apeshit