The British Government Rn

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

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Pesach is coming up so I’m gonna say this

When I first got into Moon Knight I forgot two things

Marc is a non practicing Jew

He’s not close with his family for obvious reasons. Namely being legally dead among other things

But I immediately just thought

How does he celebrate Passover???

His family is ORTHODOX JEWS

HE’S THE AVATAR OF AN EGYPTIAN GOD

passover would be hell

I thought it was like he’d just be singing Dayenu really really awkwardly, shifting around in one of those gray folding chairs at the table, trying to ignore Khonshu standing directly behind him for the sole purpose of making it more awkward, possibly joking at random like it’s a stand up comedy situation because he would

I genuinely just thought he had a really really shitty holiday season, and somehow forgot he was non-practicing for a solid amount of time

Callout post for Jonathan Harker

On his blog he claimed he was trapped in castle dracula but one of my mutuals LITERALLY saw him sneak out at night and steal a woman’s baby??

I really DO NOT understand ppl that insist on making guillermo this sweet innocent little scrimblo baby or whatever. why would you even want that when the canon version of him is so much more fun and objectively better. guillermo is fundamentally deranged and fucked in the head and he is the best character on television because of it

When a reformatted Dracula is suddenly booming in popularity just as your trying to get your new Dracula script produced

it’s not symmetrical or perfect, but it’s beautiful, and it’s mine…. // what else can I do?

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