Inside every man there are two goats. One is screaming. The other is screaming. You are Mr. Thor Love and Thunder
the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.
every single vampire ever is bisexual. its true. they told me.
Jonathan: *searching for the key*
Dracula:
the pathetic man renaissance
My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then
no emails from johnny today he must be busy having fun with his new friend dracula !
Dr Jekyll turned into Mr Hyde for clout
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