In Frce We Don’t Have Pop Tarts, And Only Know The "4" Of The Second Row.... But We Often Made/have

j'vous jure elle s'est sauvée de carmélide, elle a payé des guides, elle a pris une diligence qu'en fait c'était pas la bonne, elle en a pris une autre, et tintagel c'est terriblement loin, et en arrivant elle s'est pris le bec avec des mères et insulté des tantes

et arthur il grimpe une pov tour et y'a des ronces ohlalala IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME U FUCKING CLOWN

Anyone who sees this can do it, I have no one to tag ;)

grahhhh picrew chain (do either or lol)

(1) (2 (TW: a bit of body horror, blood, all manner of cthuluisms (Idk how to describe it)))

(can you tell i like purple (and brackets))

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To people who know the 💫Bible💫, can you explain to my little atheist brain if, at any point, it is said that God is the nice one.

Because, from what I know of the book, God :

- acted as a f-ing terrorist in Egypt (killed the farm animals, the croos, the water of the Nile, created a plague and Then, killed all the firstborns, like... are they not all also God's creation at the same level than the hebrew ?)

- asked Abraham to sacrifice his son just to see if he would do it (bro WTF ?!)

- destroyed all life except what was on the arch during the big rain/inundation

- created Adam and Eve with reproductive organs and then ban them from their world just because they used them

- impregnate a young girl/woman (first wtf) to have with her a prophet son whose destiny is to be tortured and killed to expiate the sins of humanity (second wtf)

I'm sure there is a lot of other examples but that is all I can think now.

So... is there a moment like at the beginning where it is said that God is the good guy and y'all just accepted it or did you choose them over everything without a clear indication ? If so, why ?!

Like all they seem to do is horrible thing for selfish reason, so please explain how it is the epitome of a good creator ?

So true !

“My child is fine!” your child has emotional support drag queens

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

Le sachez-tu : l'acteur qui joue le chef viking était le mari de Joelle Sevilla au moment de la naissance (et de la conception 😬) d'Alexandre Astier.

Kaamelott, Livre III, Le Dialogue de paix II

Pareil, j'ai revu cet épisode il y a quelques jours et I was shooked !

Alors

J'AVAIS OUBLIÉ QUE PERCEVAL À ÉTÉ TROUVÉ BÉBÉ DANS UN CERCLE DE CULTURE........

Je veux voir la destinée de Perceval. Et fissa. (Looking at you AA)

🎼 I need a hero 🎶

Ou tout du moins, quelqu'un de suffisamment talentueux pour monter les images de la scène du Robobrol sur la bo et le rythme de la scène de baseball de Twilight 1.

Okay, POSE ! 🫰✨️

Généralement je ne pleure pas devant les films/séries mais la j'ai fini comme ça sur mon canap' :

Moralité : ne jamais se croire invincible mdr.

Reblog is you’re a twilight blog !!!!! I need a bunch more of y’all in my feed

Following every single reblog🧛‍♀️