Je repost cette theorie sur la relation ArthurxGuenievre ^^
Puis Guenievre est tellement pas niaise, je veux dire juste quand elle éclate Loth et Anna à coup de pelle à Pain, quand elle gueule sur Ygerne pour voir Arthur (elle s'est enfuie de Carmelide alors qu'elle faisait encore des cauchemars toutes les nuits, a insulté sa belle mere et sa belle tante dont elle est absolument terrifiée, a traversé le pays seule...), elle part en quête des batards de son mari car ça peut le rendre heureux... je vais m'arrêter là parce que j'en ai pour la nuit sinon.
BON LES GENS
J’AI VU KV1 UNE 9E FOIS. A REIMS. AVEC LE MEC QUI FAIT LE RECORD DU MONDE.
On a discuté théories, il connait absolument pas le concept de headcanon donc SVP LINKEZ MOI VOS MEILLEURS POST NOTAMMENT DE FUGITIVE/ABUSED/PTSD/BADASS!GUENIEVRE PCQ IL CONTINUE DE LA PRENDRE POUR UNE NIAISE
hesitez pas à rep directement ici aussi il m’a dit qu’il etait pret à découvrir un peu notre univers??????
New Twilight headcannon :
Bella is named Isabella Marie Swan after her grandmother Marie. Charlie's mother is named Marie because her mother (Bella great-grandmother for those in the back) wanted to honor her late big sister, who tragically disapeared after being sent to an asylum... Mary Alice Brandon.
Bella discover it after hearing the birth name of Alice, which is the same than her great grandmother's.
Honestly if someone want to write something on this, I would love to read it !
The only way I can imagine a pregnant vampire is with a woman who was bitten during her pregnancy, leaving her with a dead foetus inside her. No possibility to expulse it or "absorb" it, no possibility that the foetus live with the venom circulating inside the blood circulation of its mother and in its own circulation ... so a mass of vampiric tissue in the form of a foetus non evolving in the uterus of a vampire. She would be in a state of perpetual pregnancy without the expectancy part. No hope to have a baby and no hope to forget that you could have a baby. It’s just sad and one of the worse way to be turn into a vampire. 😱
smeyer has said before that pregnant vampires CAN exist and yet did not provide us with a pregnant vampire character? like i wanna see a pregnant vampire sucking on some elf blood while doing the splits, or better yet, having a human touch her stomach and noticing that its hard so they knock and hear an echo from within! there's so many possibilities and its all super cool. I just always assumed preggos during transformation either dissolve or shit the babies out (to heal) but this is way cooler
Honestly is there a single (important) female character in Twilight with a real work ? Even just one ?
the nerve, the audacity of stephenie meyer to try and narrow esme’s entire identity down to “house wife”
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
Hi, I submit C and M for leters and Rosalie/Bella for pairing (I'm sure they can be as sweet as Carlisle and Esme ;) )
C. A moment’s respite / M. When it rains/snows/storms
Oh this reminds me of A Rose By Any Other Name on Ao3 which I ADORE!
The glass doors that made up the side of the southern wall were open, letting the noise of the rain fill the house. Rosalie liked the rain here. She liked to watch it fall outside, to watch the drops as they hit the ground, billions of them as far as the eye could see. It was cosy inside. She leaned back on the sofa, Bella in her arms. Her fingers wove through brown hair.
“I remember the first time I saw you in the rain,” she said quietly. Bella shifted between her thighs and rolled over so they were lying chest to chest, face to face.
“Oh?”
Rosalie smiled. “You smelled so good. I’d never smelled anyone so good.”
Bella buried her face into Rosalie’s neck and kissed her skin gently. “Do I smell bad now in comparison?”
“Not at all. Less edible, though.”
Bella laughed and sat up, straddling her wife. Her marble skin was still soft under Rosalie’s hands. “Less breakable, too. We could still catch up with the others if you want to play baseball.”
“I don’t. I want to stay here with you. We don’t get the house to ourselves often.”
“No, we don’t,” Bella agreed. She ran her hands up Rosalie’s chest and traced the skin at her throat. “It’s nice. I love our house, but this house feels like home, too.”
Rosalie’s muscles tensed at Bella’s light touch and her lips parted. “It does. I like that it smells like everyone.”
“Except me? Because I smell so different?” Bella teased.
She laughed lightly and ran her hands over Bella’s waist. Carefully, she pulled at her shirt and slipped her fingers under the fabric to trace her skin. “You still smell like you. Just... more vampiric.”
Bella’s breath hitched when Rosalie’s hand splayed on her back and traced down her spine. “Do I taste the same?”
“No. Of course not.”
“Bad change?”
Leaning up, Rosalie pressed a slow and deliberate kiss on her wife’s lips. “No,” she whispered against her mouth. “Better. I love your new taste. It makes me want you more than ever.”
“I thought you wanted nothing more than my blood?” Bella asked, her voice wavering when Rosalie’s tongue traced her jaw up to her ear.
Rosalie gently bit her lobe. “I’ll only admit this to you, but I was wrong. And I’m glad to be wrong. I want you more now as my wife than I ever did any other way.”
Laughter filled the room when Rosalie squeezed her sides and span Bella onto her back on the sofa. It echoed through the house and into the garden through the open doors.
“I still can’t believe it,” she breathed. Rosalie pushed up her shirt and pulled her body up to press it against her own as her kisses found their place at the sensitive spot just under her ear. Bella shivered. “Your wife. Your vampire bride.”
Rosalie’s kisses broke off as she laughed and pressed her forehead against Bella’s temple. “I’m trying to seduce you and you say that? That’s not half as alluring as you think it is!”
Bella wrapped her arms around Rosalie’s neck and laughed with her. “I’m sorry! Go on, keep trying to seduce me, I won’t say anything else. Keep going!” Rosalie’s kisses continued and Bella sighed. “Look at us. Mrs and Mrs Dracula.”
“For God’s sake, Bella!”
They both laughed loudly but when Rosalie tore Bella’s shirt free from her teeth much she didn’t feel much like joking anymore.
Have you other theories ?
How I see vampire physiology :
- Temperature :
It seems stupid to have vampires as cold as ice, because to maintain a frozen temperature, they would need a biological system dedicated to this only goal. And why ? Venom conservation ? If venom if active on human body it needs a human temperature for that so ... no need to be cold.
I think that vampire are cold because they are dead. So like every non-alive item they are as warm as the room they are in. That's why they can hold snow without melting it. But if you put them under a blanket whith someone human or in a hot tub they will have a rise of temperature.
- Skin as hard as stone :
I think their blood circulation is replaced by venom so if tissues are inpregnated by venom they will be slightly modified. So their skin is not hard as stone but it could be indestructible. If venom molecules form a mail/mesh inside the skin, it could still be moved by touch or follow movements but couldn't be pierced or tore apart. And it's that venom's mail that sparkle in the sun .One could pinch Alice's cheeks but wouldn't be able to stab her even whith a sharp knife. Like the sand on the beach, you can push slowly your arm under the sand but if you stab it with your finger you will risk a visit to the hospital.
- Why drinking blood ?
If they have a need to drink it then blood have an utility within their organisms, I think venom replace blood in their blood circulation and that's why their heart doesn’t beat but the other circulatory system still function but slightly differently. Their eyes are still humid to facilitate the movements BUT they don't have tears (it exist only to protect the eyes and theirs aren't as vulnerable as human eyes) inside are still wet too to maintain the possibility of movements (if your organs weren't humid, your abdomen would be impossible to move). Ears and eyes have their liquid replace by venom and that could explain the amelioration of senses.
For that I think blood is necessary to bring essential elements : water for the organism different systems and molecules like hemoglobin, needed to synthetize venom.
- The golden eye color for vegetarian vampire :
Science cannot explain this, Smeyer wanted a physical difference between "good" and "bad" vampires. But it brings a good aesthetic so ... let's keep it 😁
Tell me what do you think !
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Cullen's favorite Lord of the Rings characters:
Edward - Samwise the Brave
Alice - Legolas
Rosalie - Eowyn
Emmett - Gimli
Jasper - Aragorn
Carlisle - Gandalf
Esme - Frodo (or possibly Sam as well)
Bella - hasn't seen the movies and doesn't understand why the Cullens will sometimes dramatically look at each other and say "Manflesh" in that creepy voice.
She/Her, 28 years old. Big fan of Kaamelott and a lot of other things. Paleontologist. 🦖
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