19chloe96 - La Couleur Pleutre ?

Cullen's favorite Lord of the Rings characters:

Edward - Samwise the Brave

Alice - Legolas

Rosalie - Eowyn

Emmett - Gimli

Jasper - Aragorn

Carlisle - Gandalf

Esme - Frodo (or possibly Sam as well)

Bella - hasn't seen the movies and doesn't understand why the Cullens will sometimes dramatically look at each other and say "Manflesh" in that creepy voice.

Please tell me that no one microwaves mayonnaise !

Merry, high on weed: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Pippin, equally high: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.

For the rhyme I would rather say François in Illinois (even if I know that in US you pronouce it "Illinoy") or François in Iowa ! But it's so funny !

"WTF is that ?! Cheese ? No it's not !"

" I'm sorry but an hour drive is not a short drive."

" You cannot have a beer ? But you’re 19 ! You have a gun and a 100k $ student loan but you aren’t responsible enough to drink alcohol ? "

"Why is everybody telling me "Omelette du fromage" it's "AU fromage" ?!"

"Isn't it weird that the president make his serment over the bible ? And singing religious song like Amazing grace before football ?"

I will stop there but the clash between USA and France would be so violent 😂

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

J'ai été voir Les Trois Mousquetaires : Milady et Eva Green en Milady de Winter hante mon esprit depuis.

C'était déjà la cas avec Dark Shadows, Penny Dreadful, 300 mais là... 🤯🥵💀

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It's so fun to me bacause I'm from France and we have A LOT of roundabout and I love to see americans freak out about it as if it was something fucking complicated 😂

To repeat what I've said earlier, France do not ban hijab in public spaces, it bans burqa ! As long as the face is shown, there is no ban. And for the ban for women under 18 yo, it applies at school, because in France, any obvious religious sign is ban in public school. You can have jewelry with a cross, a david star or even discreet henna tattoo, but not obviously religious outfit, hairstyle or whatever. Religion doesn’t have a place at school, only within your private circle.

en.m.wikipedia.org

Secularism in France - Wikipedia

How did I not hear about France banning hijabs? What’s going on?

long story short, there’s legislation in the process of being passed that would

ban girls under 18 from wearing any form of religious head covering in public, and although it’s obviously aimed at muslim women, it would also affect other faith groups that practice similar forms of modest dress

ban islamic swimwear in schools and public (there is already a modest swimwear ban in place at public beaches, this just extends it)

ban mothers wearing hijab from entering schools or participating in school field trips or extra curriculars

ban the slaughter of halal poultry - the cheapest and most easily accessible form of meat protein for the muslim community

extend school hijab bans to universities

prevent muslim women from choosing healthcare providers based on gender (which many muslim women prefer to do, since many exams require removal of clothing, etc)

ban muslim parents from homeschooling

force halal markets to sell pork and alcohol or face closure

ban foreign flags at weddings

Wasn't is because Vanessa Guedj (who plays Angharad) left the show at this point ? And tho the baptism instead of the wedding ?

hi kaamelott fans, what was the purpose of ceremony for perceval at the end of livre 4?

i thought it was a wedding but angharad wasnt there. it was just him.

was he baptized or something?

ignorez-moi mais ça fait trois jours que j'y pense

astier il est tellement chiant il serait capable de créer un perso saxon qui s'appelle roxan juste pour faire une ref à sting