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Masterpost for Bill "Goldilocks" Cipher fic

If you're new here, this is one of those fics where Bill comes back in a human body and is imprisoned in the Mystery Shack until the Pines & friends can figure out how to kill him (which they won't, because this is also a "Bill's redeemed through the power of improbable friendship" fic). The "Goldilocks" is because the Pines need a code name other than "Bill Cipher" to call their prisoner, and Bill liked Mabel's suggestion best.

For all my fic, art, doodles, upcoming scene excerpts, and posts about characterization & plot plans, see my #bill goldilocks cipher tag.

For just the fic itself, here are all the current chapters:

Bill returns, in a bedsheet toga.

Bill tries to murder the Stans and Soos (with time travel).

Dipper and Mabel save the day (with time travel).

A tense evening as the Pines prepare to get rid of Bill.

Plot twist: the Pines physically can't get rid of Bill.

The gang goes to a diner at 3 a.m. for hostage negotiations.

"How did Bill get here" flashback; plus, entering his new prison.

Bill gives himself a haircut and depression.

Bill & Ford grudgingly have a sincere conversation and regret it.

The kids decide they won't let Bill ruin their summer. Also: Pacifica!

Mabel gives Bill the most beautiful makeover on Earth. (It's not.)

Pacifica advertises Harry's Hairy Fairy Formula. Bill wants it.

Pacifica refuses to share HHFF; the twins discover its side effects.

Mabel wins Bill's eternal friendship with arts & crafts.

Bill, Ford, and Dipper have nightmares that are Bill's fault.

Ford has a fun day with Mabel but everything goes wrong.

The fun day goes right again thanks to healthy communication.

Mabel's Guide To Local Animals, co-starring Bill Cipher.

Wendy snoops into the weird things happening in the shack.

Wendy meets the weird thing (it's Bill).

Stan & Ford's birthday party! Bill gives evil gifts.

Bill "helps" with Dipper's nightmares; no one can figure his motive.

Bill's ex is back in town and nobody's happy about it.

Everyone's even less happy to learn Bill has a sex life.

Mabel and Bill make friendship bracelets! :)

The Pines take Bill to the mall. He wears terrible things.

Bill breaks Mabel's heart (and panics to fix it).

Bill fast talks his way into going with Wendy to Rainbow Club.

Summerween morning: Bill contacts the Henchmaniacs.

Summerween day: Mabel pries out a bit of Bill's past, with crayons.

Summerween eve: The Trickster's pals visit and Bill terrifies Dipper.

Dipper & Mabel make a poppet to control Bill.

Stan takes Bill to the dentist. In handcuffs.

The dentist (and tooth fairy) attack Bill. They're still handcuffed.

Bill & Stan come to a painful understanding and deal with the fairy.

Anime night; and Mabel makes Bill do community service.

Bill plans escape and runs into Wendy. Elsewhere, Dipper panics.

Bill has the worst and stupidest day of his afterlife.

A cultist finds Bill; Bill tries to re-recruit Ford.

COMING SOON: Gideon broadcasts car commercials and invokes Bill's wrath.

This fic will start crossposting to Ao3 after The Book Of Bill comes out, because I have my fingers crossed that I'll be able to make it TBOB-compatible with light edits but won't know til then. Until then, read it here!

This post was last updated February 16, 2024! If you're seeing this post as a reblog and it's been a while since then, check back on the original post to see if more's been added!

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Half asleep very very dumb one piece fic prompt where canon straw hats somehow end up in a modern AU waking up in their counterparts bodies and are so confused.

Luffy wakes up somewhere he doesn't recognize doesn't have his devil fruit powers and then runs into Sabo and Ace, while Luffy is freaking out suddenly Crocodile shows up, Luffy finding out Crocodile is his dad. Luffy is acting off and of course Sabo and Ace are in overprotective brother mode and Crocodile is in overprotective dad mode and already calling their doctor, who he has on speed dial because Sabo, Ace and Luffy are agents of chaos and it is not the first time there has been a panicked call to the doctors.

Although Kureha hasn't picked up because she's already got the freaking out call from Hiriluk who is freaking out because Chopper is freaking out because Chopper has not only woken up with his dad alive but is human, Kureha is to busy dealing with the pair of crying panicking messes to answer her phone for a while, and has a lot of missed form calls not just from Crocodile.

Mihawk is also calling haven come home to a freaking out Perona and Zoro, and for some reason Zoro is asking why Perona isn't floating. Her can only assume that a hit to the head for sparring finally got through Zoro's thick skull.

Nami and Usopp are also in major freak outs having woken up to dead parents now alive. Brook more the freak out that he is now alive as well as Yorki also being alive.

Sanji may be freaking out worst as he woke up to see all his siblings and went straight to panic attack, only to cause almost all his siblings into one as well, these Vinsmokes have been raised by Sora and Zeff after Judge got 0 custody rights in the divorce and all very VERY overprotective siblings Sanji has literally had to threaten all of them and get his mom to threaten all of them to be able to go out on a date with Zoro without at least one sibling hanging around as a shadow.

Robin and Franky have a different but still major freak out waking up together, and then proceed to freak out more when seeing missed calls from Tom and Saul.

Bonus: Sabo suggests calling Dragon to help out because he has been trying to parent trap their dad and Luffy's other dad who is like his mentor and he's been trying to get them, back together for years. Ace deeply deeply disagrees thinking their dad can do way better. Crocodile is currently 110% done still trying to call Kureha and also try and convince Luffy that no he is not made of rubber.

Felt like doing art of them today so have to this :)

Finished work link

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 1 · : ) I was not satisfied with the results from before so I decided to work with this painting a little more today. I still

Now my Mermaid Sanji has their own Zoro

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I’m thinking of making a whole au of this for fun :D

I’m going to be opening commissions soon :D

part 1

dear reddit. today at a work meeting i (44m) was minding my own business waiting for everyone to show up when my coworker (39m) who wears the ugliest feathered coat proceeded to sit directly next to me despite there being multiple empty seats. he is manspreading into my personal space and shedding feathers all over me. wibta if i stabbed him?

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS???? BACK OF THE BOOK OF BILL (translated from Portuguese of course) !???!!????? FREAKING MY FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!

Sanji again :D

I’ve been working on this one for a while but I finally decided to finish today. I’m very happy with how the lighting turned out because it’s something I’m not all that experienced with. I also have more art of Sanji I’m working on at the moment there is 4 in progress.

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