guess what my ego says...
i could survive my own autopsy
Make sure to treat your pet correctly. When its head is in your lap make sure to shove its face into your crotch every once in awhile. The musk helps it relax
you're having sex with me and I bend a bit and all you hear is my joints creaking
Sloppy incestuous sister kissing. Send post
the day is wasted if you didn't let a tgirl to use your cunt as a fleshlight
wanna hump somebodys leg like a dog
bonus points if they leash me and pull on it to make me look at them while i do it
woof woof
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Fingering her in public so she clings to you as if pulling a blanket over her face, trying to desperately hide and not get caught.
Stopping but leaving your hand on her bare ass when she gets close to remind her how much of a little slut she is for getting so into it.
Is that precum in your pants or is your penis just chopping onions
Reblog to have deep homoerotic sex fantasies with ur mutuals
sometimes you just need to brutalize a boy's cunt and bruise his cervix, trust me he needs it
thinking abt making a big fauxcest family with all my horny friends relatives...