{ Thsc + What’s Gender?}

𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫: BEGONE DEMON CANDY!

*Yeets the Red Hots in the trash*

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Did you really just throw that straight in the trash?

𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫: *Stares at Toxic* Yes, it had to be done…

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭!

*Toxic can be struggling to hold the leash, due to the vibration from Joker’s excitement  has up graded to 3 percent*

Aidan smirks, knowing what he's about to do and not going to regret it because it's Halloween. "Aye, it's a treat for ya!"

He gives both Toxic and Joker Red Hots

And Warheads!

@bluetorchsky

BEST OF DYLAN HOLLIS. (courtesy of @pulchramusae)

do i call the police, or a priest? (oven beeps) … a priest.

“add one egg of lard”. what are you feeding your chickens!?

add three gils of water. was this written for a fish?

(clunking from the other side of the room) … i think i’ve summoned something.

“bake to your liking!” sweetie, none of this is my liking.

it doesn’t need salt, it needs help!

well, at least nothing hatched…

IT’S A CAT FOOD RECIPE! C H O K E!!!

it’s uncomfy and it’s bad.

the seventies! sponsored by the color beige.

can a cake be tried for treason?

either the chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.

you can use a hand-mixer, i’m just easily frightened by machinery.

i don’t like zucchini. it doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.

you’re diluting peanut butter. to the gulag.

it’s like reading directions to purgatory.

AAAH!! BEAN REBELLION!

this ain’t food, honey. this is a bioweapon.

roughage is what dead people call fiber. and this is enough to incapacitate one medium child.

it’s incredible, and i’m mad about it.

look who’s fallen from grace… shame.

and so begins the graham cracker crust - uniformity is of utmost importance.*

YOU’RE OUT OF POCKET.

that’s the power of pine sol, baby!

it’s a breast implant!

french revolution your pineapple.

it tastes like a boot. a size 10 boot.

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Oh, come on! It’s not THAT bad, watch!

*Takes a bite… and dies after 3 seconds*

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: [*See that he’s in heaven*] Well, SHi-

For both @capturecharlesau & @lovelygirlnicole15 !

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Bon appétit, you guy…!

*Books to the exit while snickering*

[I'm so sorry, I just had to when I saw this…] 😄😅

Wattpad

🌙{𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧} - {Sink or Swim!}

Read {Sink or Swim!} from the story 🌙{𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧} by Pretty_lil_Clown (Lil Peot)...

Guess who’s back, back again? In all seriousness, thank you for your patience!

@redactedonyt , @geekkboy , @peppermintz-25 , @lilacs-stash , @gavonosc , @perilousforest , @hershhersh , @trolling-pip , @biblicallyaccuratefour , @tdutb , @drankyyy , @woodrocko , @static-errorcode-13 , @id0lpareo , @inquiryzero , @cookiep-cat , @moonmxple @mr-payjay , @taco3333 , @flyingbuddiies , @elebyte , @bugdatabase , @mochablogger !

Thank you for your patience!

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Bitch, you can’t ban! I'll just sneak in and you know it! >:]

After this WHOLE situation

Scottie: Toxic for FUCK sake! You need to stop doing all these bullshit in MY kitchen!! Look at Danny and Milfra! Now the two of them are not only intoxicated but also they will need a FUCKING rest for a GOD DAMN week!! You are so banned from this kitchen!!

I'm sorry @1st-lil-poet and @capturecharlesau but I HAD to do this.

Ft. Scottie Anderson (he belongs to @jaytoons7 )

…🙃

Why won’t anyone ask me more questions?!

For @capturecharlesau !

Sorry, Danny you have to see this…

*Joker & Toxic laughing hard in the background.*

🏳️‍🌈{Happy Pride Month!}🏳️‍⚧️

???: “Hey, you can’t wear that! You look like a bit-“

Toxic: “Blah, blah, blah! Do ever stop talking?”

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???: “Ugh, and you! What is that?!”

Joker: “Oh, this old thing? This is my purr-ect bi outfit!”

Joker: “That fake tail & cat ears gives the finishing touch, am I right?”

✨I hope you liked the fashion!✨

Thank you, she looks absolutely adorable! And would you like to know?

Happy [late?] birthday brah!!!

You got a oc?

Yes! If you’re asking about osc, I have more than two!

I’ll post their bios later! Don’t worry, it’s actually today and thank you! ☺️

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

For Joker and Toxic!

[TW: Implied Emotional Harm, Self Harm & Self Testing…]

{Joker}🃏

He has two sides, girly side & mystic side. He wants to keep his powers under wraps for all causes. But, for his girly side the last time he showed his self. Maddie & her friends broke him down.

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{Toxic}☢️

But, on their side. They’re immune to pain, so sometimes he gets hurt on purpose. Some occasions, he tests some of his poisons on himself just to see what happens… And the worst part is not even Joker knows about his “habits”.

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(Please note to take care of yourselves!)