1,000 Dollars?! Dude, I Was Just Playing! We’re All Friends Here… Right?

*Spits out juice*

THE FUCKING WHAT?!

HEY BEWARE!!!

Porn bots are now liking posts too! Report them at all costs!

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Bitch, you can’t ban! I'll just sneak in and you know it! >:]

After this WHOLE situation

Scottie: Toxic for FUCK sake! You need to stop doing all these bullshit in MY kitchen!! Look at Danny and Milfra! Now the two of them are not only intoxicated but also they will need a FUCKING rest for a GOD DAMN week!! You are so banned from this kitchen!!

I'm sorry @1st-lil-poet and @capturecharlesau but I HAD to do this.

Ft. Scottie Anderson (he belongs to @jaytoons7 )

Want to see my new drawing, cause here it is!

[TW: Blood! 🩸]

[And one without the red screen]

Enjoy!

Yay, so it has been confirmed! Joker, Welcome to the family!

[The Knife Family belongs to @jaytoons7 , but the Music Family belongs @bluetorchsky ! ]

[Please check them out!]

Hey, me again! So, I may have a little problem… With my current AU & I need your help again!

You see Joker’s mom is no longer alive & his dad is a narcissist, perfectionist who loves his niece than his own kids.

So, this is the part where you guys, girls or neither come in! I was going to add him into the music family, but they a tad bit too full. But I thought the knife family might be a good fit… but yet he didn’t have a knife weapon + Scottie might not be too excited about having a new brother…

Hi!

As some of you might know, southern Brazil, specifically the state of Rio Grande do Sul, has been struck by heavy rains and a consequential flood. The rains started on monday (29/abr) and only stopped today (5/mai), in Porto Alegre ─ the state capital, and the city i live in ─ and in the other cities nearby.

The lake that borders PoA (named Guaíba) has reached more than 5m up its normal level. This is higher than on the historic 1941 flood. The city's center ─ a big residential and commercial hub, beyond being the host of most of our public services (such as the city hall and the state government) ─ is completely taken by the water. Many other neighbourhoods were also affected.

Smaller cities that also border Guaíba were even more heavily affected, such as Eldorado do Sul, whose territory was almost 100% flooded.

The state is, for a lack of a better word, abandoned by the people that were supposed to aid.

Our governor, Eduardo Leite, is more worried about his plitical campaign ─ making dramatic videos, changing his facebook pfp to one of him with a public defense vest, making streams with no useful information ─ than with the people's lives. This year, he destinated only R$50.000 (~ USD250.000) for the Civil Defense. For the entire year. He is now, delegating the responsibility of recuperating our state to the Federal Government, stating that "the rbuilding of the RS will demand a Marshall Project".

Porto Alegre's mayor, Sebastião Mello, has vanished. He sold our city out to big enterprises ─ Melnick, Zaffari and Panvel, mainly ─, and hasn't destined any public resources to maintaining the Mauá wall (a wall built after the 1941 flood with a system made to protect the city from other floods), which caused many points to fail and the water to invade the city.

This is the danger we all face with a neoliberal system.

Neoliberalism is an individualist ideology. All these people and companies I named did close to nothing to help us. Or even made it worse. The Civil Defense, for example, published a map of all the areas that would be affected, but had to take it back, since it didn't consider the topography.

Its the people for the people.

This situation is being aided by people using their own resources. Donations of various natures and volunteer work. It is very beautiful, in a way. It shows that colaboration and union can do great things. It shows, at least to me, that the world can reach, one day, a self sustaining way of living, contrary to the ultra-individualistic capitalism some preach. Humans can, and are, good.

But it also lays out how much the people that govern us failed us.

Human lives were lost because of their negligency.

This flood isn't normal. It is a product of the huge levels of degradation multi-billionaire companies are causing the world, supported by higher class and their representatives. Eduardo Leite changed almost 500 points of our state's Environmental Code, for the worst, when he was first elected in 2019. His actions, and the actions of all other neoliberal politicians, such as our ex-president Bolsonaro, are what created this situation. They are responsible for everything that is going on here.

This flood isnt the only environmental crisis this state has faced in the last 6 months. This isn't the last one that will happen.

This text is, beyond a personal vent, a warning. We need to keep fighting against a system that is actively trying to kill us. Please, do not support ideals and people ─ especially if said people will rule you ─ that go against the environment, that preach that the capital, the money, the posesions, are more important than lives. Of the people, of the animals, of the environment. Fight for a better world, i know there can be one.

Always be aware of the climate in your areas. Things like this won't happen only here. Please be safe.

Sorry for the long post.

If you're interested in donating, @decaf-lesbian made this post with some links for international and national donations.

-> If you're from Brasil, check this link, that has a copilation of maps of risk areas, shelters, places to donate to, etc, made by a UFRGS student.

*Grabs dat baby boi*

You’re Mine!!! >:D

*Runs away*

Have baby Henry (Feel free to reblog this if you think he's adorable, it's totally free🚫💵💰)

Thank you so much for liking the crazy stuff I make!

@bluetorchsky

BEST OF DYLAN HOLLIS. (courtesy of @pulchramusae)

do i call the police, or a priest? (oven beeps) … a priest.

“add one egg of lard”. what are you feeding your chickens!?

add three gils of water. was this written for a fish?

(clunking from the other side of the room) … i think i’ve summoned something.

“bake to your liking!” sweetie, none of this is my liking.

it doesn’t need salt, it needs help!

well, at least nothing hatched…

IT’S A CAT FOOD RECIPE! C H O K E!!!

it’s uncomfy and it’s bad.

the seventies! sponsored by the color beige.

can a cake be tried for treason?

either the chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.

you can use a hand-mixer, i’m just easily frightened by machinery.

i don’t like zucchini. it doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.

you’re diluting peanut butter. to the gulag.

it’s like reading directions to purgatory.

AAAH!! BEAN REBELLION!

this ain’t food, honey. this is a bioweapon.

roughage is what dead people call fiber. and this is enough to incapacitate one medium child.

it’s incredible, and i’m mad about it.

look who’s fallen from grace… shame.

and so begins the graham cracker crust - uniformity is of utmost importance.*

YOU’RE OUT OF POCKET.

that’s the power of pine sol, baby!

it’s a breast implant!

french revolution your pineapple.

it tastes like a boot. a size 10 boot.

Here are the official outfits for the Duo!

Guess who is for who!😉

[Someone (THAT IS NOT MADDIE) tries to flirt with Danny & Violin but was interrupted by Accordion and Crusher.]

Danny belongs to @capturecharlesau , Music Lovers belongs to @bluetorchsky & Crusher belongs to @jaytoons7 !