TETO!!!!

This dog bites

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Powyższe to tylko kilka wybranych przeze mnie najorygnialniejszych imion solenizantów z 1 stycznia. Pełna lista (za wikipedią): Almachiusz, Eufrozyna, Fulgencjusz, Fulgenty, Józef, Konkordiusz, Maria, Masław, Miecisław, Mieczysław, Mieczysława, Miesław, Mieszko, Mojsław, Odylon, Odys, Odyseusz, Piotr, Walenty (Walentyn), Wilhelm i Wincenty.

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i need thunderbolts to have come out yesterday

its... gaster its b+ you can you can just... oh you know..you know what fine you can take my blood here *sets down comedically large bucket of blood on table* you can hav it... anything for you

would you give him your blood type

This is NOT nyo Poland, I repeat, THIS IS NOT NYO POLAND!!!!! (Sorry I'm lowkey scared to post this idfk)

I think Prussia uses 4chan. I'm not explaining this further, think for yourself...

lol. I am living for the comments under the official trailer video.

the day people stop dropping brain dead john walker (mcu) takes is the day i will finally know peace

like he’s such a morally complex and interesting character who was a perfect narrative foil to sam and the long-standing arc of what it means to pick up that shield and be captain america. he perfectly displays the sentiment we got back in the first captain america movie “not a great soldier, but a good man”. the us government picks a great soldier, the greatest one they have available. they do not understand that being captain america is so much more than that. a guy like john walker thrives in the morally grey environments of war but you make him the beacon of morality and goodness that is captain america and he crumbles. he was not made for it. the us military made him into a soldier, a weapon, and asked him to be something else. he acts the way that a soldier acts, does what a soldier would do, but captain america was never supposed to be a soldier, so he fucks up and makes the wrong decisions at almost every turn. he’s doing his best but he wasn’t built for this so it isn’t enough

his character is also such a good commentary on the us military, how the government asks terrible and life ruining things of its soldiers and then leaves them behind at its earliest convenience.

like john walker is the definition of “i am what you made me”. they made him exactly who he is, he lived his life by their mandates, he did everything they ever asked of him, and it wasn’t enough because they asked him to do something he could never do, stop being a soldier