24337556 - Wasteland

I love it when I'm drunk

when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

To be th!n enough people can't tell my sex by looking at my chest

To be th!n enough to have to shop in the children's section

To be th!n enough all the people who patronized me abt my weight are jealous

To be th!n enough to be able to eat freely without worrying about becoming fat

To be th!n enough that they'll all wonder what's my secret

To be th!n enough to be able to look good in anything

To be th!n enough to concern them

To be th!n enough to be treated better

I've been wishing to be th!n for years, every birthday candle and dandelion and star knows it. This will be the year I finally grant my wish. Happy new years, let's become better this year.

I used to think I wanted to be like her but no, I wanna kiss her, she makes me think about girls all day I wanna kiss a woman so bad

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

Mom is tired, I'm tired, everyone is tired

“Dont you want to be successful?” I want to make my little brother laugh and make my friends feel loved. After that i will eat a sandwich and take a sweet nap