I Dont Even GO Here

ghost meat dark web delicacy

mary makes the prettiest barbeque?

witches buy it, they know it's artificially cloned

you can't taste asymmetry. as long as there's a gram of ectoplasm they'll spend.

me personally, i think you should stop overproducing fake ghosts.

just switch to the vegan alternative if you don't mind a substitute.

MDS SIM

Morro de raiva dessas v@d¡as que são magras por genética e falam que querem engordar. Não meu bem, você não quer engordar, você quer ter coxa, peito e bunda.

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I'm nothing without my kitty

Void experiencing cheese

full of cheese and fruit juice

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my beautiful hall-room wall <3

It pisses me off the fact that not even once in my life I had a flat stomach or thin tights or small hips, I've never been skinny and it is driving me crazy; if you are skinny know that I would slice my throat and bleed to death if I could just wake up again and be like you.

when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

ADDITIONAL DOODLES OF TODAY (the Andy and Gilbert one be lazy as fuck)

Also, one last doodle of Frogs silly oc again BSHSBSHSBJZJZ