Guys I’m So Normal About Them

some screenshot redraws from the outreach!

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

Crappy histmas

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gay man in possession of dark hair, must be in want of a fair-haired partner.

The fact that i went

Shit that’s me it’s calling out

Then

Wait no I’m a lesbian I don’t have a type in guys

/neutral

So for those who are just now joining us:

Grian’s lore: ocean-worshiping-mending-book-obsessed fisherman

Gem’s lore: cursed pirate who performs experiments on her friends

Impulse’s lore: post-apocalyptic cyberpunk city with clear class divide

Skizz’s lore: possible alter poe-poe skizz?? Also torture pyramid

Scar’s lore: world-hopping painter and zookeeper who travels the multiverse in his train

Mumbo’s lore: death isn’t real

Joel’s lore: I love my wife <3

hermit may day 4: favourite alt hermit, farmer queen

@hermitadaymay

Deep fried goldfish

MAKE THE BURGER

bun

I told my aunt I would put marinara sauce in her ear canals. This should not be considered strange. Why is my creativity being wasted on the personification of oatmeal that is humanity.

Finally got a photo of that face Pearl makes during her stream this morning and honestly I think it’s the best thing ever, so much potential