This Just Happened

Alex Louisa

[screaming]

CORN IS THE BEST CROP AND WHEAT IS THE WORST

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Trevor Noah defends Standing Rock protestors.

I hope this won’t fall on deaf ears.

#NoDapl #StandingRock

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”