Two Aliens By Ketzal_coatl

many don’t appreciate you, until they see someone else appreciating you.

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“I am the one who knocks!”

TRUUUUU

My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them…like seriously? you actually listened to me thank you.

I’m about 90% sure the economy is never gonna “improve” 

this is capitalism in it’s final form

this is it honey 

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Things I Never Learned In High School

Music is just sculpted air pressure