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That moment when you realize that without Mega, a F*cking Palm Tree is more dragon than you.

Me: It is fall now.

My brain: It's September 2nd, so technically the fall equinox isn't for another-

Me: THIS 👻☕️🍂👻🕷🕸🎃 IS ✔️👌🎃👻☕️✔HALLOWEEN ️🕸👌👌👌🍂🍂 HTIS ☕️👻🌬🍂🕷 iS 🎃🎃☕️✔️✔️☕️👻 HaLLOWEEN 🕸🌬🕷🎃✔️✔ halloween 👻☕ ️🕸✔🕸🕷🎃☕️🍂 HaLLoWeeN 👌🕷🌬👻🕷☕️🕸👌✔️🎃🕸 HALLOWEEN ✔️🍂🕷☕️✨

I wonder how many miles my thumb has swiped.

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

Reality has made The Onion almost obsolete these past few months

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

no.

no no. no no no no.

YES.

NOO.

I 📢 have 📢 no 📢 motivation 📢 to 📢 do 📢 anything 📢