I Know I’ve Said This Before But Vampires

As an autistic person, all of the above

not-so-friendly reminder to unfollow me if:

u think autism is a disease or illness

u think autism needs to be “cured”

u support Autism Speaks or organizations like it

u “feel bad” for ppl with autism and their families

u think autistic children are a burden to their parents/guardians 

u don’t believe in getting children vaccinated because vaccines “cause autism”

i’m putting together a little list of the short creative writing i’ve written for tumblr. so far i’ve got: april fool’s door saga, Don’t Touch The Pink Stuff, clown meat deli dream, tupperware dream, grinch x tony the tiger fic, scuba horror story, cabin in the words horror story, atheist afterlife, Arcady the Vampire, and my tip jar if you enjoy my writing and want more. am i forgetting anything?

ok so i need to know now - sound off in the notes if Jarlaxle has been banned from your Waterdeep tavern

hat kiss:)

Oooo I like this one! Red vibes.

punish me for growling, and you won’t get a chance to back off before I bite.

Super Mario Bracket: BOWSER JR. vs THE LETTER "p"

Bowser Jr.

SEED: 40 (15 nominations)

SPECIES: Koopa

DEBUT: Super Mario Sunshine

BIO: the winner of the Koopaling Bracket

[Super Mario Wiki article]

the letter "p"

SEED: 89 (7 nominations)

SPECIES: Latin letter, lowercase

DEBUT: The Thousand-Year Door

BIO: I mean, it's definitely "a character"!

[Super Mario Wiki article]

[link to all polls]

Akjlsjlsphh

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

One minute I think I’ve finally gotten this whole kitchen safely thing figured out and the next I’m staring down the barrel of a meter-high fountain of butter chicken sauce.

"the shadow people come by every once in a while"

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

would you still love me if i was rendered in increasingly abstract ways to imply my progressing sense of disconnection from humanity