50-percent-wizards - Wizard Time

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Clarification: I made this before I ever played Undertale

inspired/based on this fanart

Yes I know the bottom is cropped but I genuinely don't know what happened to his boots

Mumbo: Y'know, Grian, I've always wondered something — why are your eyes purple?

Grian, panicking: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Okay. I only sleep with one pillow, but I also have 1-3 very large stuffed animals in bed with me and at least one smaller stuffed animal that wrap my arms around so honestly we actually have pretty similar sleeping habits.

wait how many pillows do regular people need

Pixel Art by SUN PIXELS

Oh No

I bet discord put that there.

Just finished the book I would die for him actually

Remove the deception skill, just use performance instead. All lies are acting anyways

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Hell yes.

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

so I guess they’re making Project Hail Mary into a movie and I for one am cautiously stoked to see how they try to translate Rocky, the dog-sized space spider who wears overalls and regularly does jazz-hands, from page to screen without it looking absolutely fucking bonkers