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emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

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i feel like everyone has at least one of these so: in the tags tell me what media someone else needs to experience to truly understand the person you are today. mine is undertale and the owl house

literally my first thought, when I read the post

Bonus:

I can officially get my name change to be what everyone calls me OR I can legally change it to anything my heart desires, I could be Brick House. I could be Green Bean. I’ve come this far. the options are endless

Ok, AUs where everyone lives keep me alive on this world, but right now I just need one where Rose moves over and Jack can climb on the f*cking door too and survives. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

God I loved season 3a Stiles...

throwback to season 3a » Stiles Stilinski

Look, there may have been a little maiming, okay, a little mangling, but no death. That’s what I call an important distinction.

“2015? You mean we’re in the future?!”

One of the best stories I've ever heard

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

where does the ball go ?

James Sirius Potter has made it to Hogwarts, and been sorted into Gryffindor.

The real question is, has he landed himself in detention yet?

why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.

REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

i was cleaning my room at home and i found a box my mom kept full of all my school work from when i was little. one of the things in there was this list from kindergarten. on the 100th day of school we did all these “100” themed activities and one of them was finishing the sentence, “i wish i had 100…” let me tell you, a genie would have a field day with all the vague as shit wishes we came up with. like little kids probably wish the most as an age group and yet they all suck at it. like, okay, katie wished for 100 dollars, right? but then sam comes in and she wished for 100 toonies. that’s 200 dollars! katie looks like a god damn idiot! but hold on because then jonathan wished for 100 monies, like, plural of money. so he wished for 100 different kinds of currency in any amount. that could be one american penny and then 99 penny equivalents or millions of dollars in euros and pounds and stuff. still, strange wish to leave open to interpretation. 

keane, now keane had a more sensible take on the money wish. keane wished for 100 pieces of gold. a timeless metal coveted by ancient and modern cultures alike. clearly he knew something we didn’t.

what else did people wish for? ronald wished for 100 toys. shannon, i shit you not, shannon wished for 100 “boxes to put my toys in.” ronald was basically wishing just to get on shannon’s level while she was just like, “give me a gift card to the container store.” looking through the list there’s a lot of weird one upping. like a lot of weird passive aggressive stuff. katie b wished for 100 dresses, melanie countered with 100 fancy dresses. like she wanted dresses too, but had to clarify just to make katie b feel like she had shit taste. me, i wished for 100, get this, cats. you could not pay me to take a cat today, i want nothing to do with cats. apparently in kindergarten i wanted an insane, borderline illegal number of them. i have a feeling i was making this wish to impress someone else, like you know when you pretended to like a band in high school to have something in common with your crush? this was like that only magic and more…allergenic. my friend connor wished for 100 kitty cats. little baby cats. kind of a dick move, right? like you know i’d end up with 100 weird old cats, 179 eyes between them, all on their deathbeds. andre wanted 100 cars at what, age 5? he wanted to open a used dealership and needed inventory. joanne wanted 100 presents, which is different than wanting 100 of something more specific. like a present is a personal thing someone gives to someone else. she basically wanted people to think of her and get her something nice. i wish i could track everyone down and do an updated list. oh man, you know what i’d say if someone wished for 100 kitty cats? i’d wish for 100 pregnant cats. that’s like 200-700 cats or something. dammit connor where are you.

I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on Tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American.

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teen wolf season 5

Stiles: Look, I know technically I’m not supposed to help out, but rules are made to be broken.

Sheriff Stilinski: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Stiles: Uh, piñatas.

Scott: Glow sticks.

Stiles: Karate boards.

Scott: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Stiles: Rules.

The boys from my class have a competition called "How long can I persuade the teacher till the others get a grade worse."

Hi dear Tumblr-World! Just stepped in here missing the sign that says: NO WAY OUT!