Me: (Watching A New TV Show Or Movie)

I'm fucking dead this gave me so much life I can't even.😂

Sagittarius: You’re blocking the view.

Leo: I am the view.

me, a gay: LMAO GUDHSHSJSH IM WHEHZIZNGN

my friend, straight: what does “GUDHSHSJSH” and “WHEHZIZNGN” mean?

me:

I stopped breathing for a moment.😂

can they like release new vegetables 

Gasp enough said

Stahp!😂😂😂😂

When you test your mom’s crazy threats and she not playing 😳 #KnockedMeBackInTimeFr

ATTENTION MALE SPECIES!

If you need to affix the prefix “man” before the words bun, braid, plait, or any other hairstyle for whatever reason then you don’t deserve to rock the style. Please understand that these styles in their purest form have been around for gods know how long and rocked by everything from male warriors to queens and everything in between. Therefore, there is no need to place a gender specific term on it as though you are doing anything differently because you’re a male!

Thanks,

Me.