Food Is Not Here To Entertain Me. I Have Books, Friends, Nature, Adventures And My Own Life To Entertain

books for when you want to feel like a beautiful 15th century milkmaid or an adventurous schoolgirl in the english countryside

(I honestly couldn’t think of a better way to categorize it) 

We Have Always Lived in The Castle by Shirley Jackson

Housekeeping by Marilynne Robinson

Girl with a Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier

The Princess Bride by William Goldman

Tess of the D’urbervilles by Thomas Hardy

Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay

A Curse Dark as Gold by Elizabeth C. Bunce

Thistle and Thyme by Sorche Nic Leodas

A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Bernett

I Capture Castle by Dodie Smith

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

Little Women by Louisa May Alcott

Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery

The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater

Howls Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones

Alanna: The First Adventure by Tamora Pierce

I’m a professional angst writer now

Bonus:

AU CONCEPT:

What if Goku accidentally let slip about Future Trunks’ identity and BULMA AND VEGETa had to schedule the sexy time arrangement to make Trunks to save the future.

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

Is there any other doujin artist you recommend? Who are your favourites?

I mostly follow Asian artists. Some of my favorites are:

Shinji Yamaguchi

TOKO-YA

Ri-o

Craindre

Tsukuda

Cyber / SAIBA

CROTO

D.Melon

ポンチョ 

Awarinko

KAKIPIYO

林檎 

ろ二 

Motobi

珈琲豆 

Yunusu

Yanagi

Umezo

Psychopomp

鞠井こまこ

Wankoroya

はづき 

BINI

shakarian roleplaying

based on this vine

This mens button down shirt that Carrie wore as a dress right after she fell in the duck pond with Big was so effortlessly sexy 

ME1 and ME2 Garrus: Has immeasurable respect for you, lets you be his moral compass. Agrees to become closer to you because he respects you more than anyone in the entire galaxy and you have brought out the best in him

ME3 Garrus: Makes fun of your dancing. Literally will not shut up about the fact that he’s your boyfriend. His ego hangs on one shot of a sniper rifle.

Shepard stealing her LI’s clothes?! YES PLEASE.

Bonus: Garrus not being quite as thrilled about it. Wanna tell us again how much turians hate the cold?