So. Do You Think The Port Mafia Rules Are Pasted On A Poster On The Door To Mori’s Office In Comedically

so. do you think the port mafia rules are pasted on a poster on the door to mori’s office in comedically small comic sans

if you can’t read them (and honestly i’d be more surprised if you could):

1. be a decent member of our organization and whatnot

2. you can no longer just leave out of nowhere, especially not if you're a person in power. thanks dazai

3. you can no longer buy your way into being an executive. thanks ace

4. if your name is dazai osamu you are to stay outside of a 100 mile radius around the building (rule suggested and enforced by nakahara chuuya)

5. as long as you are in this organization you will ALWAYS pour the milk in before the cereal

6. failure to comply to the rule above results in the death penalty

7. don't ask mori about elise. just don't (rule suggested and enforced by ozaki kouyou)

8. don't go in the basement

9. don't ask WHY you can't go in the basement

10. you can't go in the basement because verlaine is down there. this is self-explanatory enough

11. steal something from the person who got you into the organization or whatever. if you joined on your own, no you didn't

12. do not question nakahara chuuya about his past affiliations with dazai, he WILL bark at you like a chihuahua for the rest of the week

13. the popcorn machine is always broken (thanks to chuuya), don't bother trying to fix it. trust me, we've tried, that was some good crusty popcorn man

14. refrain from using personal playlists as background ambience during executive meetings (especially those containing the song "it's not like i like you" by static-p. we don’t talk about why this is a rule)

15. ignore rules 5-6