"a Little Bit More Of The Powdered Snow Than What's Considered Romantic Will Cover His Body With A Thud."

being a pepper plant has to be so weird.

Imagine evolving capsaicin specifically to stop mammals from eating your fruits, and then a mammal comes along that not only will eat your fruits, but likes them specifically because of the capsaicin, so much that it starts using its weird paws to distribute and care for your seeds, which turns into a strong selective force that literally starts evolving you into producing MORE capsaicin and makes you a WAY more successful and wider ranged species than you ever were before

simply because this mammal LOVES Pain Chemical. that evolved specifically to produce pain in mammals. It's not that the capsaicin isn't WORKING. It's just that these freaks like it.

the AU where Dazai is a “normal” high school student and Chuuya is his delinquent bf

bungou stray dogs

whose heartbeat is it, then? mine?

fate

I'm kinda disappointed that in cat/dog coded conversations Ranpo doesn't come up, when he's literally the most cat-coded character in BSD ever.

We were messed up kids who taught ourselves how to live.

An anime has never pissed me off to the point where I felt the need to redraw something yeT HERE WE ARE

I'm too smart for Horror movies anyway.

pov: you’re in a horror movie

1. create your own look here

2. find out what role you are here

MAN i wish i looked this cool. i wouldn't be the killer tho let's be honest i'm too lazy. thank u @mychemicalrachel for the tag, i'm writing my diss on horror films so this was super fuuuun!!

i'll go ahead and tag a handful of mutuals <3 @achilleslikespeas @spindrifters @kelliealtogether @fruity-individual