My Yt Homepage Has Been Filled With Like Horror Storytelling Analysis And I Stumbled Upon The False Hydra

Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’

the way i see it:

noob = no parkour experience / worse than the average player

pro = average / slightly above average at parkour

master = significantly above average, probably has practiced parkour for a while

champion = definitively great at parkour, can probably do x-facing double neos or something of the same/higher difficulty

god = enigmatic parkour entity ???

sleepy

scorbus headcanons ♡୨ৎ⚘

The first time they kissed it was on the cheek. It was after they finished their OWLs and Scorpius initiated it.

Scorpius is the big spoon and Albus is the little spoon. They switch if they want, but that's the norm.

Their first official date was a winter trip to Hogsmeade (Albus got those dang papers signed just so they could go out before summer).

They share each other's clothes so often that Albus has own drawer in Malfoy manor.

Albus is the "loving hand squeeze" type of guy.

They share Albus's earbuds and play each other some sweet little love songs.

Scorpius sketches Albus while he plays video games.

Albus slips little love notes in Scorpius's bag. Especially during class because Scorpius is focused on the lecture.

Scorpius and Albus always plan study dates, but the studying becomes hanging out, and hanging out becomes cuddling, and cuddling become snoozing <3

Nicholas and Aiden would be THE duo of all time you don’t understand.

I like to think Aiden would decide he likes Nicholas and he’s like “no this is my biological little brother you don’t understand”

He helps Nicholas with the most annoying fencing techniques after finding out Nicholas’ interest in the flick

Aiden knows Nicholas and Seiji have had an appointment, he’d 100% decide to be matchmaker (if he can’t sort out his own love life with Harvard then at least he can help Nicholas)

They’ve also got arguably the worst home life of the team, Nicholas’ mum never shows up for any of his matches so Aiden takes it upon himself to tell Nicholas he did well or the team was proud of him (he’s got over the fact his dad never shows up to anything and he’s never had a mother figure around long enough to care and he ain’t letting his little bro feel the same way) (he’s on the side watching Nicholas fence like GO WHITE BOY GO) (he’s aware Seiji does the same but makes SURE Nicholas knows he’s a good fencer)

If Nicholas has been on the bench for too long Aiden will suddenly find a date and disappear for a few matches just so Nicholas gets subbed in

Him and the coach also fully agree that Nicholas, once he has his technique down, is probably going to replace Aiden as the Chameleon of the group

If he found out Nicholas was the secret son of Robert Coste (probably finds the piece of newspaper in the trophy case) however, I do fear he’d use it against Jesse. Tell him right before their match against him so Jesse’s off balance and they loose. Nicholas gets rightfully upset and Aiden actually feels bad bc like that’s his little brother

(They also definitely have the same taste in music. Look at those two and tell me they don’t both listen to Lady Gaga)

the term "phasmid," meaning "stick insect," comes from a latin word meaning "apparition" or "phantom," due to the creatures' ability to hide in plain sight, and then move around and scare people.

the largest phasmids likely remain undiscovered; the longest insect known to science was a phasmid from a species that remains formally unnamed and undescribed, even since being captured for the first time in china in 2014.

a female specimen of the quasi-mythical australian species of gargantuan stick insect was sought by a curator of museum victoria for three years before he encountered one, also in 2014. upon realizing what it was, he says, “I started screaming."

friends, tumblrinas, countrymen... today? i offer you WIND BREAKER propaganda, tomorrow? who knows (it'll probably be more WIND BREAKER propaganda)

WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?

What would happen if MK started to unconsciously start chirping like a monkey around macaque or wukong 🙃

And what if I cried drawing this? (They have such heart eyes I just can’t-)

Pls listen to this page OST while reading

I’m gonna miss Baby MK, I only had you for a day and half but u know the rest. Too bad the monkies can’t make a baby of their own (or can they??!👀👀👀👀👀)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

thank you @delightfulcupquakequeen for the amazing ask and the AMAZING fic rec!!! Holy shit!