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Im gonna need a fic about every single one of these🕊️

My Biggest What-Ifs of A Series of Unfortunate Events (Series Only)

The Night of the Opera:

1. What if Beatrice and Lemony had just taken the fucking sugar instead of the whole ass Sugar Bowl?

2. What if Olaf's father had never been shot by the poison dart?

The Bad Beginning:

1. What if Violet, Klaus and Sunny had never gone to the Briny Beach that day?

2. What if Violet and Klaus had never figured out Olaf's scheme to marry Violet irl?

The Reptile Room:

1. What if Monty's dumbass had just straight up recognised Olaf?

2. What if the Baudelaires had actually been fooled by Olaf's disguise, or had just pretended to be fooled?

The Wide Window:

1. What if Josephine hadn't been charmed away by Olaf, being still distraught about Ike and all?

2. What if the Quagmire parents had actually come down via their plane to help the Baudelaires + Josephine?

The Miserable Mill

1. What if Violet and Klaus never figured out Georgina's scheme?

2. What if Violet had never yelled 'Fire' and taken out all the workers from their trance?

The Austere Academy

1. What if Larry had never lost the book like a stupid dumbass?

2. What if the Quagmires had never been caught by Olaf?

The Ersatz Elevator

1. What if Olivia had never met Jacques?

2. What if the Baudelaires had identified Esme's true nature beforehand?

The Vile Village

1. What if the absolute fucking idiots of the village had just listened to the Baudelaires?

2. What if the Baudelaires had managed to escape with Hector and the Quagmires?

The Hostile Hospital

1. What if Esme had found the Sugar Bowl before Kit arrived?

2. What if the Snicket File had somehow gotten destroyed before either the Baudelaires or Olaf got to see it?

The Carnivorous Carnival

1. What if Olaf had identified the Baudelaires in their pretty terrible attempt of a freak outfit?

2. What if the Baudelaires had never been reunited with Olivia or watched any of the VFD Files?

The Slippery Slope

1. What if the Baudelaires had never met Quigley?

2. What if Quigley had never been separated from the Baudelaires?

The Grim Grotto

1. What if the Baudelaires had never been intercepted by Fiona?

2. What if Fernald hadn't helped the Baudelaires to escape?

The Penultimate Peril

1. What if the Baudelaires had never met Dewey?

2. What if the Sugar Bowl had been saved by someone at last?

The End

1. What if the Baudelaires had never figured out Ishmael's scheme, and had gotten successfully drugged enough to forget their past?

2. What if Olaf hadn't been a dumbass and released the Medusoid Mycelium on the island?

The Epilogue

1. What if Beatrice II had not managed to survive the returning trip?

2. What if Lemony had never received Beatrice II's letter?

(help im ✨mentally dying✨)

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tbhk120 SPOILER

i hope they passed softly and holdings each other’s hands

(ill never recover from this chapter)

Nicholas and Aiden would be THE duo of all time you don’t understand.

I like to think Aiden would decide he likes Nicholas and he’s like “no this is my biological little brother you don’t understand”

He helps Nicholas with the most annoying fencing techniques after finding out Nicholas’ interest in the flick

Aiden knows Nicholas and Seiji have had an appointment, he’d 100% decide to be matchmaker (if he can’t sort out his own love life with Harvard then at least he can help Nicholas)

They’ve also got arguably the worst home life of the team, Nicholas’ mum never shows up for any of his matches so Aiden takes it upon himself to tell Nicholas he did well or the team was proud of him (he’s got over the fact his dad never shows up to anything and he’s never had a mother figure around long enough to care and he ain’t letting his little bro feel the same way) (he’s on the side watching Nicholas fence like GO WHITE BOY GO) (he’s aware Seiji does the same but makes SURE Nicholas knows he’s a good fencer)

If Nicholas has been on the bench for too long Aiden will suddenly find a date and disappear for a few matches just so Nicholas gets subbed in

Him and the coach also fully agree that Nicholas, once he has his technique down, is probably going to replace Aiden as the Chameleon of the group

If he found out Nicholas was the secret son of Robert Coste (probably finds the piece of newspaper in the trophy case) however, I do fear he’d use it against Jesse. Tell him right before their match against him so Jesse’s off balance and they loose. Nicholas gets rightfully upset and Aiden actually feels bad bc like that’s his little brother

(They also definitely have the same taste in music. Look at those two and tell me they don’t both listen to Lady Gaga)

Some Eugene stickers uwu

The irony of making an ao3 account to post fence content while not making any at all is baffling to me *screams in agony*

*opens notes app because i will write fence content i will write fence content i will write fence content i will-*

Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?

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